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katieherrmann.bsky.social • 1 day ago

There's been an accident at the metaphor factory.

Reposted from Jason Linkins

the sound of all my English professors crying out at once

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hwrdhdsn.bsky.social•1 day ago

Reminds me of the time a Reagan speech said something about a tidal wave of discontent that was spreading like wildfire. I figured that would fizzle itself out pretty quickly.

lawnchairmedia.bsky.social•1 day ago

This "Iron Grip" sounds like a sticky mess.

norbizness.bsky.social•1 day ago

(tries using honey as a cementing tool) (everything falls apart) DAMN YOU TIIIMMMMEEEESSSSS

bmuir-ronkon79.bsky.social•1 day ago

!!!!!!!!!

scribblersys.bsky.social•1 day ago

fun fact: sugar stops cement from curing

nothingevery.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is AI writing their headlines now?

paulmd199.bsky.social•1 day ago

MW did a video on these a while back. Malaphors.

carolnissenson.bsky.social•1 day ago

This wins the “First Thing to Make Me Laugh Out Loud Today “ award.

katieherrmann.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Truly an honor. 🏆

orlamccool.bsky.social•1 day ago

People living nearby have been told to stay inside and close all windows. 🤣🤣😂

trevorkm.day•1 day ago

They fired the metaphor regulators. This is just a natural consequence of that

kinokocat.transsexual.gay•1 day ago

this isnt actually english.

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