This is quite the headline to see on a science newsletter - ThreadSky

felicia.day • 169 days ago

This is quite the headline to see on a science newsletter

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kristilyn.bsky.social•169 days ago

jhleroy.bsky.social•169 days ago

I think something else does that, too. Hmm...what could it be....

zackniceman.bsky.social•169 days ago

"Dear Penthouse Forum, I always thought it was a myth, until one amazing night showed me that the stories were true."

the1truered.bsky.social•169 days ago

And that's enough internet for me today

michaelheggen.bsky.social•169 days ago

“Is that a cucumber in your garden or are you just… oh, you ARE happy to see me, aren’t you??”

timmadison.bsky.social•169 days ago

Alright, settle down, science newsletter.

babsallday.bsky.social•169 days ago

yoiks

nospiritanimal.bsky.social•169 days ago

I don't care if it's just cucumber pee, personally, it looks fun.

sonofasailor.bsky.social•169 days ago

33 feet you say.

akaliquid.bsky.social•169 days ago

This isn't news. I can do this too

sunshine2233.bsky.social•168 days ago

Strong Jeff.
Are you sure

pickle234.bsky.social•169 days ago

My cousins are wild. Can't wait to see them on the holidays.

sonnyg123.bsky.social•169 days ago

satanic-dad.bsky.social•169 days ago

The people who fund these studies are the true heroes.

worldswerth.bsky.social•169 days ago

vaguestideas.bsky.social•169 days ago

This'll make me look twice at anyone who says they're "green fingered".

blacktarheart.bsky.social•169 days ago

I wonder how it ended up on your feed?;)

johnmccubbin.bsky.social•169 days ago

They propel their seed at quite a remarkable speed, as Stephen Fry once said

arsmith942.bsky.social•168 days ago

Happy Thanksgiving.

rustyfoxfyre.bsky.social•168 days ago

That is so strange. It cracked me up though.

wiganstu.bsky.social•169 days ago

Filth

salarta.bsky.social•169 days ago

Cucumbers are watching way too much porn

dynk.bsky.social•169 days ago

There are a select few of us scientists who love doing stuff like this. My personal favorites are good acronyms. I almost snuck through the Free Hanging Absorption Rate Test (FHART), but was thwarted at the last moment by someone who caught on.

lashru.bsky.social•155 days ago

It appears to be written for one particular audience.
I wonder if they have demographics showing why that particular headline might land well.

synnik.bsky.social•169 days ago

Summed up in 2 emojis:
🥒💦

egingell.bsky.social•169 days ago

Good times.

markchasenz.bsky.social•169 days ago

10m? Frankly … that’s just showing off.

hermeshumor.bsky.social•168 days ago

LOL. That is quite the precision. Grapefruits squirt all over the place, but they do seem to find the eye even when you are wearing glasses. LOL

shaun98597.bsky.social•169 days ago

😐

ian-urru.bsky.social•169 days ago

Only if you've got an incredibly dirty mind.

joea64.bsky.social•169 days ago

Well. NOW we know why cucumbers are so popular in certain recondite quarters.

rev-elizabeth-uu.bsky.social•169 days ago

“Ejaculatory cukes” would be a great band name if anyone was looking for one in the science genre.

polkadotpanda.bsky.social•168 days ago

Oh my…

shrink-e-dink.bsky.social•169 days ago

science might be struggling but gardeners know what's up

stealthygeek.bsky.social•169 days ago

This is a fairly major plot point in my 2nd book from @angryrobotbooks.bsky.social, TRIDENT'S FORGE.

duckrabbitpro.bsky.social•169 days ago

Was it published by PNAS? 🤔 /s

pandimpro.bsky.social•153 days ago

🥒

abrasivetea.bsky.social•169 days ago

mibou72.bsky.social•169 days ago

They learned it from the Pizzaboy 🤣

sonic881.bsky.social•169 days ago

They knew what they were doing...

geekwiththat.bsky.social•169 days ago

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