“I wish I hadn’t eaten all that pineapple,” I said dolefully. - ThreadSky

figgityfigs.bsky.social • 78 days ago

“I wish I hadn’t eaten all that pineapple,” I said dolefully.

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beckya.bsky.social•77 days ago

*Groan*

71-to-100.bsky.social•78 days ago

Ha-ha-ha!

thegreenwichian.bsky.social•78 days ago

I usually finish eating the pineapple just about the same time as I finish cutting it up. That's another lucky escape for the tupperware 😂

2di2d.bsky.social•78 days ago

The man from del monte he say meh

cold-feet.bsky.social•77 days ago

I think that type of pun is called a Tom Swifty, named after an old whodunnit book series.
“Look under the green jello,” he said sublimely.
“Let us,” he said crisply.
etc.

countessdetas.bsky.social•78 days ago

If it was on a 🍕 or in a 🍔, you're fine. 🇦🇺

slamduncan65.bsky.social•78 days ago

Are ya gonna Chicita that banana?

littlepodie.bsky.social•78 days ago

angelali42.bsky.social•78 days ago

The quality content I’m on the internet for!🤣

smurfwarsher.bsky.social•78 days ago

Don't ever come back here again!

🤣

gayspacedeer.bsky.social•78 days ago

im calling the cops

figgityfigs.bsky.social•78 days ago

THEY’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

gayspacedeer.bsky.social•78 days ago

YOU'RE GOING TO PUN PRISON, FIGS

figgityfigs.bsky.social•78 days ago

I’ve got to bring over some of my worst material. Scrub my old Facebook profile for the absolute worst of it, it’s so good.

jazzy-rascal.bsky.social•78 days ago

People of Bluesky, thank your lucky stars for the 300 character limit.

figgityfigs.bsky.social•78 days ago

I will figure out how to make this work.

illytechguy.com•78 days ago

Don't look at me. I have a Halo

kimberbro.bsky.social•78 days ago

You mean the punitentiary?

kiwisteveh.bsky.social•78 days ago

"The thermostat is set too high," said Tom heatedly.

This and the one in the OP is a Tom Swifty (Not to be confused with a Taylor Swifty)

Find out more about them here...
https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/tom-swifties-puns-that-turn-adverbs-into-punchlines