they’ve got steve kornacki locked in the NBC studios broom closet and he’s charging up like a super saiyan - ThreadSky

mnateshyamalan.bsky.social • 112 days ago

they’ve got steve kornacki locked in the NBC studios broom closet and he’s charging up like a super saiyan

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sirala6.bsky.social•112 days ago

mmm saiyan with maple dijon sauce...a glass or two of Chateau D'Yquem Sauvignon Blanc...

problematicotter.bsky.social•112 days ago

Do you think they put one of those dick cages on him for the week leading up to the election just so he'll be at peak data horniness when the polls close

engid.bsky.social•112 days ago

he's cookin' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIV9HM5Yj80

carnivorecrunch.bsky.social•112 days ago

twinarcher.bsky.social•111 days ago

My sources say the death penalty, for espionage, being considered for Steve Kornacki. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.

char20.bsky.social•112 days ago

temple68.bsky.social•112 days ago

I would like to know what Steve Kornacki does in between elections. I guess someone is running for something somewhere...

shadowjaq.bsky.social•112 days ago

No lie NBC sends him to do his big board act at sporting events. I’ve seen him on NFL pregame coverage doing football stat related stuff.

temple68.bsky.social•112 days ago

somehow the suspense isn't the same as watching him do his political big board forecasting; but hey he has to earn a living right?

shadowjaq.bsky.social•112 days ago

Talking about things like percentage chance a team makes the playoffs just isn’t his milieu, no.

annieoranne.bsky.social•112 days ago

😆

bkong64.bsky.social•110 days ago

I kept telling my wife how much I love this guy cause he looks like he eats, sleeps and breathes election data. Like yes, go off election nerd King

aliashandler.bsky.social•112 days ago

It’s actually a gravity chamber and he’s been training at 100x earth gravity preparing for this moment

mikeall.bsky.social•112 days ago

it's basically his hyperbolic time chamber. he gets to pour over a year's worth of precinct returns in just one day

valerietheitalian.bsky.social•112 days ago

He wasn't wearing his khakis does this mean what I think this means

chemotaxis.bsky.social•112 days ago

taking the training weights off

mongo.bsky.social•112 days ago

It's when he charges out of the closet, straight at the camera -- "NYYAGGGH!! NYYAGGGH!!" -- the whites of his eyes gone blood red; and he begins chanting "PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFTH CHTULU" that I truly know: it's Miller time.

harpermv3.bsky.social•112 days ago

He’s utterly insufferable 😫

bkong64.bsky.social•110 days ago

whaaat! He's the best at what he does and I love it

harpermv3.bsky.social•110 days ago

You’re brainwashed and addicted and in full flight from reality is what you are. Seek help. You are the problem.

bkong64.bsky.social•107 days ago

lol for someone who posts about hating Trump, I don't see why you'd reply this? Do you not think that X is basically a propaganda platform now? Tf are you on about?

harpermv3.bsky.social•107 days ago

If you’re still watching msm you are brainwashed. I’m just trying to wake you up. I mean no harm. Just trying to help you see truth in reality.

bkong64.bsky.social•103 days ago

I do not watch MSM. Pretty much all cable news stations are full of shit. I get news from a large variety of sources.

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