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Virginia's D is back!

TO: <ALL STAFF> Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.

A distillery in an old Piggly Wiggly, this is extremely my demographic

BREAKING: Pope Francis reported to be in a ‘critical condition’ after some teens made fun of him for being a virgin

Every. year.

Every federal employee that works with confidential or secret information: I fucking can’t do that bitch

The Totino’s Family is backing him.

Going to start doing RETVRN posting for basic government functioning. Going “this is what they took from you” and it’s a childhood vaccine schedule and pasteurized milk without any manure in it.

My thoughts on last nights firings

Also, engagement on Bluesky is almost universally better than on X (and by engagement I mean more actual human beings interacting with your posts in ways beyond just clicking a button).

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

On the one side, I do not love being a Jew in a country now ruled by explicit Nazis. On the other hand, this is all amazing ad footage for the Dems in 2026.

Bryn the Welsh Terrier here. I’m just sitting at the edge of the woods watching nothing much at all. Sometimes I like to sit & think and sometimes I just like to sit. Sometimes the Mrs gives me a treat when I sit. It’s easy being a dog when you’re loved & living in the moment. & I’m good at sitting

in a timely stroke of luck, i have suddenly begun to lay 3-4 large, protein-rich eggs per day

Your weather app gets its info because of NOAA. Your mail arrives at your home because of USPS. Your plane navigates the skies because of the FAA. Your food is safer -- and we get alerts when it isn't -- because of USDA. You hear about earthquakes *worldwide* because of USGS.

Aaaaand ordered

Y'all, the governor keeps trying to bribe Texas teachers with a pay raise, but raises don't matter if yet more public schools have to close because of his disastrous school funding policies. I got together with some teacher friends and wrote an op ed - here it is.

My wife has planned an anniversary day full of things I'm unaware of and all I'm asking of Texas is not to lose to South fucking Carolina while I'm gone plznthx

Fascist freaks eat shit and die mad in the driveway, this house never answers a cop-knock

1. YIKES. 2. This is why you shouldn't bother with Twitter, these are the only people left

Stop fucking saying he blamed “DEI,” which is some abstract, non-tangible idea. He is blaming people of color having jobs he thinks they aren’t qualified for. He’s blaming race. He’s being racist every time he says it. Journalists need to get fucking backbones, my word.

I hope he's right but will believe it when I see it

Good to see Pete clearly laying this at the feet of all Republicans, instead of using the “extreme MAGA Republican” messaging of Jeffries, Schumer and company.

I was at a punk show in 83 where a skinhead jumped up on stage and gave a Nazi salute. The bass player hit him with his bass, knocking him into the crowd and 150 people collectively hauled his ass out of the venue and threw him in the mud. This was the right and only appropriate response.

In 1892, a man named Prongler made the front page of this Nebraska newspaper. The McCook Tribune - Fri, Oct 14, 1892

Free website

. Found this elsewhere, then discovered he's here on Bluesky, so I edited it to credit him here...

So they removed the black chairman of the Joint Chiefs in the middle of his 4-year tour, without cause, and they're seeking to replace him with a white **retired** Air Force three-star general who lacks the requisite experience as a service chief or combatant commander? Huh, how about that

Every so often I remember that Oprah brought us Dr Phil, Dr Oz and The Secret but the only person she brought back to destroy on her show was the guy who pretended to be a worse drug addict than he actually was in a book

As I've said, it's ironic on the level of the most exaggerated Greek tragedies that we had this hypertrophied, unassailable military that we all paid for and a massive intelligence gathering system, and we got destroyed by a fake news channel that we were stupid enough to play on military bases.

I have so many terms muted and I'm still seeing a shit ton of news that is emotionally draining, those of you raw dogging political news right now have to be clinically insane at this point. It's been one month, we've got years left of this assault.

The University of Pittsburgh is one of the top research institutions in the nation. I have close colleagues there. And due to this regime’s war on science, they are pausing PhD admissions university wide. That includes their NIH funded programs. We’re going to lose a generation of researchers.

I'm an artist who makes their living off shipping my work through the post office. It's the most affordable. The post office also provides services like passport applications. I get my telehealth prescriptions through the mail. I send my friends mail. The United States Postal Service is invaluable.

(whispering into my phone on the bus) Bixby, my digital assistant (max volume): SORRY, ZERO RESULTS FOUND FOR "HORSE MILK HORSE TITTIES NO NOT TITTIES WHAT'S THE WORD TEETS HORSE TEETS" (whispering again, visibly flustered) Bixby: HORSE JUGS, SOMETIMES CALLED BARN JUGS,

every single transportation conversation ever

So much of toddler parenting is just standing around holding half eaten pizza

If you look at all the firings across the government over the last two weeks it's frequently been taken as a given that any black or woman official or officer is either a DEI hire or supports DEI and is summarily fired on that basis. Seems like the same model here.

Hey folks, when I tell y’all that shitting on people in “red states” is white supremist classist bullshit because for the most part we’re practically hostages, this is what the fuck I mean. THIS is why “vote harder” doesn’t fucking work, here. #BlackSky #LeftSky

Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

They're shedding their skin. It's normal. The truck under there is way stronger anwyay

all of central Brooklyn is playing a game of Egg The Cybertruck with this one guy who keeps street parking in the hood

Me, after reading that 52-yr-old man's dating profile:

You can’t store soup in a square tupperware container, it has to be a round one. Soup is round