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karaswisher.bsky.social • 9 days ago

Lil Marco even liddler

The State Department has suddenly awoken to the incredible opportunity that is $400 million of expensive and impractical armored Cybertrucks www.nytimes.com/live/2025/02...

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itsdebatable.bsky.social•9 days ago

Now before missions socom can send teams in to install Tesla charging stations of course after the Seabees pave the roads cause that crap wagon ain’t going off road!

aherriott.bsky.social•9 days ago

No one else is going to buy those hideous bricks.

chiefoptimus.bsky.social•9 days ago

Yeah that piece of shit

mjisis.bsky.social•9 days ago

Well if America's law enforcement and military will be arming up against the mass protests that will surely ensue once the majority of Americans are suffering..after the oligarchs are through, then the cyber trucks ability to kill humans will be very useful to them. 😢🇺🇸

dontmindbee.bsky.social•9 days ago

Not if we come armed with baseballs

mjisis.bsky.social•9 days ago

lol...Just need some pitching machines for a long range counter attack.

bubbadog13.bsky.social•9 days ago

I’ve been wondering where all the 2A people are and then I realized they take their marching orders from DJT.

jlindig.bsky.social•9 days ago

He’s a cuck now

trumpvibecheck.bsky.social•9 days ago

So... no one wanted to buy President Musk's ludicrously expensive rolling dumpsters, and now he's forcing the taxpayers to hand him $400 million for his own unwanted "armored" cyberjunk. Seems totally legit.

limousine-liberal.bsky.social•9 days ago

Because our diplomats need more reasons to be ridiculed across the globe

noreen900.bsky.social•9 days ago

No surprise but still incredibly wrong.

ledman54.bsky.social•9 days ago

Makes sense because the rest of the world is shunning Tesla products

jrheisler.bsky.social•9 days ago

Boy, half a billion in electric trucks. That'll own the libs!

bb2inpt.bsky.social•8 days ago

Great way for the government to save money. Thank you, Doge (Dept of Grifting Efficiently).

warbirdblue.bsky.social•9 days ago

vocessitas.bsky.social•9 days ago

Looks like NYT, yes?

epedder.bsky.social•9 days ago

Who knew they’d be getting policy ideas from Robocop.

patdem.bsky.social•9 days ago

This is Elon's six month "unpaid" salary! What a bargain, said the 🍊💩.

amilcaralzaga.bsky.social•9 days ago

Armor plating their teslas, as you said… I wonder why are they so fearful while claiming to be a government for the people. Meanwhile Mexican president and the previous one traveled in non-armored cars (and public planes) with an unarmed security detail of 20 persons.
Those who owe not, fear not.

wahoorabbit.bsky.social•9 days ago

That fits with Trump's program....$400 million worth of rolling dumpsters for the State Dept. to drive around.

cj8n.bsky.social•9 days ago

Hope they work great with all that weight. Range 2 miles.

12milegeo.bsky.social•9 days ago

Presuming $150000 per truck (that's over retail) it's about 2667 trucks.
Why the f*** does State need that many vehicles?

gladlylearn.bsky.social•9 days ago

You're looking at this backwards, Comrade. It's that Elmo wanted to see that many trucks. Sales have been down, you know.

bubbadog13.bsky.social•9 days ago

I did the math with those exact same numbers and wondered the exact same thing!! 🙌

mayhemmayhap.bsky.social•9 days ago

Fantastic, they'll be worthless so fast it will break land speed records.

relaxedmale.bsky.social•9 days ago

Well that’s a dumb move. Cyber trucks are just as crappy as all the other electric cars. Or are they going to convert them to gas burners?

jogomoin.bsky.social•9 days ago

From broligarchy to kleptocracy.

calamitybyrd.bsky.social•9 days ago

How has our nation carried on without them all these years!

steveknapp.bsky.social•9 days ago

That's a nazitruck. It's for nazi-ing around.

jakedotworld.bsky.social•9 days ago

Naziing around on a piece of ground in your hometown.

steveknapp.bsky.social•9 days ago

No doubt!

darthfos.bsky.social•9 days ago

Any enemy that faces a column of these Wankpanzers will only need a few hundred bucks worth of water balloon slingshots to disable them.

Or offer them a free car wash.

gladlylearn.bsky.social•9 days ago

Yes, Elmo is a master of wank warfare.

skru-luce.bsky.social•9 days ago

WANKPANZER!!! I like that. I like that a lot!

wurtis.bsky.social•9 days ago

Kara, I want you to start calling for a general strike to stop this steamroller. Only when the nation’s CEOs feel the heat will anything happen.

jwmets1986.bsky.social•9 days ago

WTF …. We might as well be in Moscow or Beijing where Dear Leader receives patronage

laurenbry.bsky.social•9 days ago

But no corruption here, no sir!

corruption47.bsky.social•9 days ago

Sorry to be crude by the little dick energy of this administration is almost as overpowering as Trump's smell.

resistingautocracy.bsky.social•9 days ago

Wait 'til that blows up in their faces. Pun intended.

dorothy-armstrong.bsky.social•9 days ago

Maybe Lyin' Ted can help out. Little Marco and Lyin' Ted can do it together.

benevoluspf.bsky.social•9 days ago

Trucks you cannot drive off road. Massive waste of money.

timswan.bsky.social•9 days ago

We all know that war zones are famous for their charging infrastructure. And, hey, good chance these will explode even without hitting an IED.

sophiesmark.bsky.social•9 days ago

Wonder how many of them will spontaneously combust.

hopesprayers.bsky.social•9 days ago

Just don't throw a little rock at the window.

brewjew308.bsky.social•9 days ago

If there's any justice left in the world, we'll see video of Micro trying to climb into one.

rtothegg.bsky.social•9 days ago

Quid, meet Quo.

donotobeyapparel.bsky.social•9 days ago

The only thing that can stop armored Cybertrucks is a modest incline

hbolsak.bsky.social•9 days ago

DOGE that shit

rclendan.bsky.social•9 days ago

Musk won't be able to deliver anything, he's too busy ketamine posting and rummaging through your social security database.

treelady.bsky.social•9 days ago

This purchase has been called off. Per NYT today

tlwmmm.bsky.social•9 days ago

Do we even use these any more?

dccox23.bsky.social•9 days ago

The suspension can’t even handle its own weight. Try adding 1000lbs of armor plate… 🤦‍♂️

desertiguana28.bsky.social•9 days ago

I see many Tesla Trucks 🛻 🔮…many sharpie pens 🖊️…many scissors ✂️…many naughty 😈 words…many people running away…

exacerbatedtaboo.bsky.social•9 days ago

I hope this does happen. Drive those pieces of shit everywhere and remind the nation and the world of what your administration actually is. A big piece of shit. Plus on the bright side. Elon and his team hasn't built anything that runs worth a fuck.

maga-lies.bsky.social•9 days ago

This is just sickening. Disgraceful. Little Banana Republic wannabe dictator Baby-Batista RUBE.

4legsrgood.bsky.social•9 days ago

Call it what it is. A #bailout for Tesla

anunstablegenius.bsky.social•9 days ago

It's actually a brilliant plan. You drive the Cybertrucks into enemy territory and abandon them, leaving the keys in the ignition. Within days, thousands of enemy combatants are immolated in minor collisions.

pseag.bsky.social•9 days ago

All of which could be recalled...

rmdw1108.bsky.social•9 days ago

$400 million of the Homer mobile

boatman62.bsky.social•9 days ago

If our Enemy's don't hack right in and take them over during critical missions they'll likely decide to swerve or jam on the brakes and/or otherwise explode all on their own. And don't get me started on the alleged bullet-proof BS

ali-wtf.bsky.social•9 days ago

Of course it does. I knew that Elon being the co-Prez happened, his business are irrelevant. What society stops buying, Gov't will simply return to him. That's some high level Socialism. Thank God they're saving so much money. Phewt!

tmorrow66.bsky.social•9 days ago

Marco’s got a nice side business I see.

wqkone.bsky.social•9 days ago

They misread the headline that Cybertruck is deadly

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2025/02/report-cybertruck-safety-ford-pinto/

robert-meyer.bsky.social•9 days ago

This needs to stop!

The government doesn’t need these vehicles. They’re stupid and useless.

We have to call our Congress men and women.

basiccitygirl.bsky.social•9 days ago

this HAS to be a movie set right? No real man alive could look this rediculous.

andyjabbour.bsky.social•9 days ago

Good grief. This is corruption at its finest. 'DRAIN THE SWAMP DONALD TRUMP. MAGA!' What a fucking joke. 'The purchase of Cybertrucks, an atypical choice for government armored transport, is likely to raise conflict of interest issues.'

mypdt.bsky.social•9 days ago

So they are getting swasticars. Very fitting.

thewiseoldbat.bsky.social•9 days ago

Then they tried to hide it.

briseb.bsky.social•9 days ago

Asshats' EV Position! All of a sudden, they're the neatest thing since peanut butter.

https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/trump-revokes-biden-order-that-set-50-ev-target-2030-2025-01-21 (January 2025)

https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/republican-senators-call-1000-tax-new-ev-sales-pay-road-repairs-2025-02-12/ (February 2025)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_United_Auto_Workers_strike?utm_source=chatgpt.com (September 2023)

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