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canadiantothecore.bsky.social•15 hours ago

I’m not sure there are very many suckers left who can afford or who that stupid car

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drpaulabominable.bsky.social•16 hours ago

There's no way he'd read that much.

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elleq100.bsky.social•16 hours ago

This all so pathetic

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kruegkl.bsky.social•16 hours ago

All that money and that’s what his nails look like. He’s gross in every way.

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beccase.bsky.social•16 hours ago

He eats nothing but McDonalds. Melania needs to add a Flintstones vitamin to the mix somehow

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heatherparrow.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Is she still around???

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beccase.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Well her stand-in then 😂

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docspkfree.bsky.social•14 hours ago

If you are going to do free advertising I guess cheat notes make it sound better? Cheats do know cheats

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carldownunder.bsky.social•12 hours ago

If you can afford a $100K car you're not in the middle class.

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grumpyuncle007.bsky.social•11 hours ago

You're in the middle of the impoverished and the billionaires, and treading water.

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carldownunder.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Treading water with a $100k Tesla?

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grumpyuncle007.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Easy payments, credit cards, mortgage, streaming services #middleclass Not me, but I know people chasing the dream, or trying to prove they caught it. #finallyoutofdebt

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carldownunder.bsky.social•9 hours ago

We call that ‘living on the never never’.

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grumpyuncle007.bsky.social•9 hours ago

#studentloans

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lguap0.bsky.social•16 hours ago

77 million, actually.

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edciting.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Imagine the same person trying to sell bibles, cryptocurrency, and electric cars...

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jilltownley.bsky.social•16 hours ago

In a weird twist, I don't hate Trump getting his followers comfortable with the concept of purchasing an electric vehicle. Bonus points for the blatant abuse of office pissing off libertarians.

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beccase.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Are there even chargers where they live? Where I am, all the condo buildings are adding them or added them ~2 years ago. How are Tesla’s even going to work in rural areas?

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captainmaiel.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I’m distracted by his gross fingernails.

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bsechochamber.bsky.social•16 hours ago

He can speak which is more than anybody can say about Biden. Dems torching Tesla’s is a bad look. We look bad here.

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texmex52.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Biden is enjoying his retirement. Sorry you have BDS(BIDEN DERANGED SYNDROME).

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maybe-it-was-utah.bsky.social•14 hours ago

It's ok to punch Nazis

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jdgaumer.bsky.social•15 hours ago

He's a crappy car salesman

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unklsam2-0.bsky.social•6 hours ago

and no cure

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lsstern.bsky.social•5 hours ago

despicable

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davidjohnurban.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Holy shit, people have $112k laying around to buy a car from a guy who is killing starving children. "Let them eat cake" is altruism in comparison.

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artful-dogger.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Hatch Act much?

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sjr05.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Just when you think (stupidly) that he can't trash up the Office of the President anymore, there he goes.

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texmex52.bsky.social•6 hours ago

I blacked out last month and lost my memory .At the hospital my nurse was trying to find out to what degree. First question was, who the President was. I couldn't remember. So she said Trump was President. I asked if I could go back to my blackout.

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markzohar.bsky.social•16 hours ago

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kimsuejenn.bsky.social•7 hours ago

🏆

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desertdogster.bsky.social•12 hours ago

In the auto sales industry there is a saying that "There is a butt for every seat"

They say nothing about grifters.

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afognak.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Maybe the other ev car makers should demand equal time

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jaydeedouble.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I sense a new meme being born...

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amenge.bsky.social•16 hours ago

As he has said, it’s all scripted

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jon-eisenberg.bsky.social•15 hours ago

“Safest cars” LOL the opposite is true.

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gregjoslyn.bsky.social•14 hours ago

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haleksandar.bsky.social•9 hours ago

That's about $170B in revenue annually with (newly revised down) estimates of deliveries.

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billjensen.bsky.social•16 hours ago

We’re is just one

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1mess2many.bsky.social•15 hours ago

The US admin has lost its friggin mind.

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3dognight.bsky.social•6 hours ago

🙄

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grumpydoc19.bsky.social•13 hours ago

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david-stone.bsky.social•16 hours ago

How much does the charge for a plug?

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evantoes6.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Think Elon asked #47 to list five things he did this week and one better be park a Tesla at the White House and pretend to buy it?

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combhead.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I’m surprised the ‘Con-man who Paints Himself Orange’ hasn’t tried to sell the Brooklyn Bridge yet.

@jimmykimmel.com
@maddow.msnbc.com

https://history.howstuffworks.com/historical-figures/conman-sold-brooklyn-bridge.htm

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nrvschultz.bsky.social•15 hours ago

My MAGA coworker, a lovely but delusional woman, told me that Trump bought a full-price Tesla and would not accept any discounts from Elon Musk for it. He wanted to pay full price.😳 She also says that, because he is the Pres, he’s not allowed to drive. So he bought it for his staff to use.

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texmex52.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Your coworker needs intervention.

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nrvschultz.bsky.social•5 hours ago

She really does. Trump’s win has really emboldened her to talk about politics frequently in the office, which feels very jarring these days. She’s definitely a lost cause, recession or not.

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nrvschultz.bsky.social•15 hours ago

I never correct her, or discuss politics with her, but the market downturn doesn’t seem to trouble her one bit yet. I can only imagine where she gets her news from.

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texmex52.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Don't bother, some people are unreachable. Stay safe. Those people scare me.

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bjhsea.bsky.social•16 hours ago

What an utter garbage reality we are stuck in.

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freeworldzzz.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Elons Blow Pop…

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am-mccarthy.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Those don't seem like they're in the typical MAGA price range

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ians8.bsky.social•11 hours ago

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andiedae.bsky.social•14 hours ago

We cannot afford eggs, whorange!!! How is anyone supposed to be buying $100K cars??

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augustwolf.bsky.social•16 hours ago

The fact Trump has become a salesman for electric cars is actually pretty great.

I mean, he’s potentially reaching a market of climate denying fascist tech bros that would have been nigh on impossible to reach with a regular advertising campaign.

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beccase.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Eh it’s too corrupt
Also Trump’s audience is rural elderly & white
Where are these farmers he just effed over going to charge an EV for the 40 minute drive into town?

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shaunseaman.bsky.social•8 hours ago

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pufalayam.bsky.social•15 hours ago

What kind of fool pays 115k$ for a car?!

. . . seriously - every car that sells for even close to that much is a testament to the absurd idiotic Wealth-Vanity of the person who bought it!

Every car that expensive tells me the owner is without meaningful priorities and owner of aa shallow Soul!

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texmex52.bsky.social•6 hours ago

If has already given Trump over 258k,l seriously don't think Trump has to pay for his Tesla.Whats a few thousand more.

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katesters.bsky.social•10 hours ago

FFS

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mariopro.bsky.social•16 hours ago

@toadscroak.bsky.social

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lucadanielcelada.bsky.social•15 hours ago

I'ma talk to my manager and see what package we can get you...

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pearlzee.bsky.social•12 hours ago

In functional illiteracy with a dash of used car salesman

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hehebee.bsky.social•6 hours ago

So frickin’ embarrassing 🙈

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independent56.bsky.social•13 hours ago

“Most often, however, what he’s really selling is himself”. 🎯

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toddadam.bsky.social•14 hours ago

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imaxximus.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Rich guy buys cheapest car available.

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just-icememes.bsky.social•15 hours ago

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davidjohnurban.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Musk really loves those Nazis.

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ericlackner.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Wow, a US President as an amateur care salesman.

Who could have seen this coming?

(spoiler: me)

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bubbadog13.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Tiniest hands in the EV market just entered the chat. Damn they tiny.

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tweetfrankie.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Oh please let him turn on self driving. Then wait to see what happens next…👀👀👀

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kimsuejenn.bsky.social•7 hours ago

President Pitch Man

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sergesnow.bsky.social•10 hours ago

https://www.project2025.observer/

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hhssecinsidesec.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Hi @karaswisher.bsky.social - as Head Worm we’re working tirelessly to ensure that the birthrate of suckers in this country is the highest in the world! Thank you for the shout out!

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magimura.bsky.social•16 hours ago

So... he's an ACTUAL car salesman now.

Tom Robbins couldn't make this shit up.

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catrinj.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Can Trump even drive?

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gallopsix.bsky.social•16 hours ago

That’s funny!

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elelegante101.bsky.social•16 hours ago

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terrycairo.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Indeed!

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kidsbestinterest.bsky.social•7 minutes ago

Highest price ever paid for a bad salesperson, $280M - Tesla wins this price!!!!

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imawakin.bsky.social•16 hours ago

FUNNY how Elon thinks Donald can read.

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drillary-banks.bsky.social•14 hours ago

First rule of the con: You can’t cheat an honest man. Never been done.

Second rule: Find someone who wants something for nothing and give them hem nothing for something.

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caroleboren-2.bsky.social•10 hours ago

The village called and are looking for him.

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lucemquaere.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Oh, oh I know this one, salesman?!

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danielsomers.bsky.social•16 hours ago

wow his hands really are small

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rraino.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Does Trump even know how to drive?
(beyond a golf cart of course)

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sss-ss-sss.bsky.social•15 hours ago

So which one is 35k?

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texmex52.bsky.social•6 hours ago

If your in the mind to buy one, wait. I think Tesla is going to have a fire 🔥 sale.

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sss-ss-sss.bsky.social•15 hours ago

One that's already exploded?

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grainreader.bsky.social•9 hours ago

...some of 'em twice in the same minute 🤔

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shanemathewsr.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Ford, General Motors, etc. should sue. It’s illegal for the president to do a commercial for a product or service especially on federal property.

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auntpatty.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Or many have died from contagious diseases now and going forward.

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svanwan.bsky.social•11 hours ago

His thumb is orange too. I never pegged him for a smoker!

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pauluspeters.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Trying to stabilize the stock price https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/musk-launches-appeal-restore-56-billion-tesla-payday-2025-03-11/

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kevarosenberg3rd.bsky.social•8 hours ago

anybody get some calls early?

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tabanak.bsky.social•11 hours ago

From steak to bibles to sneakers to cars. He’s moving up in the world.

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bethbrownart.bsky.social•15 hours ago

He is definitely going to start selling signed star-spangled Teslas to his followers.

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bethbrownart.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Or gilded Cybertrucks.

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lemonmeringuepi.bsky.social•14 hours ago

When do elon and his brother get to exercise their tesla stock options? I see a bunch of people inside the company sold theirs in Feb. Maybe that's why he's having such panic right now. I hope people/pension plans saw today as a selling opportunity.

GET RID OF YOUR TSLA STOCKS PEOPLE!!!

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tweetfrankie.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Apparently his brother was already selling. I’d have done that in December!

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