I knew a guy who had cocoa hoots and he couldn't sit down for a WEEK. - ThreadSky

gailsimone.bsky.social • 36 days ago

I knew a guy who had cocoa hoots and he couldn't sit down for a WEEK.

Cocoa Hoots (1972-circa 1975): A chocolatey, frosted O-shaped cereal, similar in texture to Cocoa Puffs. Promoted by a mascot named Newton the Owl, voiced in commercials by Pat Butram (of "Disney's Robin Hood" and "Green Acres" fame)

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ccbrady.bsky.social•36 days ago

Kelloggs cereal? Those are one of those fancy pants mcgee brands.

My cereals growing up.

paul-paulie-pb.bsky.social•35 days ago

discontinuedfoods.bsky.social•36 days ago

The old timers used to say that a warm bath with garlic and oatmeal nightly for a week would take care of that, but these days there's an IBS med doctors will often prescribe off-label that clears it up in a couple days

erikalynne.bsky.social•36 days ago

The laugh I needed this moment!

Let me reflects on its majesty.

ganthorion.bsky.social•36 days ago

I knew a guy who had lucky charms, they jangled every time he sat down.

ecfnj.bsky.social•36 days ago

I had a bad case of the cocoa hoots in college. They have a cream for it these days.

camweck.bsky.social•36 days ago

Because of the sugar right? It was making him hyper? Tell me the sugar was making him hyper Gail!

patrikharnes.bsky.social•36 days ago

Was it worth it though?

deschain82.bsky.social•36 days ago

I did try and whisper in the ear of the Kellogg’s CEO that they should truthfully call them Cocoa Ass Blowout Fuel, but the other guy had got to him first.

Also, DO NOT search for Cocoa Ass Blowout on Pornhub. Just don’t.

desperatemarlas.bsky.social•36 days ago

Ironically, a very large Cocoa Hoot placed on the seat would have helped his situation

desperatemarlas.bsky.social•35 days ago

Well, that's the last time I make a hemorrhoid joke on this app 😤

travisfaction.bsky.social•35 days ago

That's not the same I'll who is trying to figure out how many licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

larryedvickers.bsky.social•36 days ago

If all they were going to do was capitalize on the double O's they should have called them chocolate Boob's

glovestudios.bsky.social•36 days ago

Sounds like he put them in the wrong hole.

spookybutkind.bsky.social•36 days ago

I have a German friend who used to call me coocoohutz and I had no idea what he was saying. I assumed it was some strange dialectic expression, but now I think it must be something he picked up from a GI.