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he/him Likes intellectual conversation, jokes, intelectual jokes, and jokes about intellect. (and the permutations)
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I think Elon Musk is a decepticon.

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Boy, was that the Cybertruck? Because that was a crappy pickup line.

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I am woman, hear me “whatever.”

submitted 22 hours ago • 6 comments

Ok we need a good word do describe how fancy we are. Middle-Class? Materialistic? Vain? *Sir Isaac Bourgeois raises his hand*

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Turns out the font of knowledge was just Sans Serif.

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Took a bit, but I FINALLY figured out that it was this guy:

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Texas chainsaw massage

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Me: might I posit an opinion? The internet: You can posit it right up your ass, you knave!

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bsky.app/profile/itsn... Yes. Tacos sounds good. I might also make tacos. #tacos

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Rumpelstiltskin steals Destiny's child and the only way she can get him back is by Saying His Name.

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If you do the nazi salute on TV you should at least get slimed

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Meant to have casual sex but ended up having causal sex and now there’s antecedents all over the bedroom (and even some in the hall!)

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There's is no "I" in "nihilisitic"

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Not an optimist or a pessimist but a secret third thing where you look up at the sky and scream a lot

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Maxigolf.

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danger golf

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if you ever say "give me a second" and a person counts off an actual second that is not someone you need in your life

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Everything the light touches will be yours, but it's a flickering shoplight barely illuminating the contents of an overgrown, dilapidated barn

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When asked how I am I always reply 0k because that way they leave me alone but what I really mean is 0 kelvin because I am cold, and my molecules are not moving and I have absolute zero energy and that way I am not TECHNICALLY lying.

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To be honest, I wish comedy was illegal again, I was making money hand over fist with my humor speakeasy selling watered-down jokes.

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My daughter and her friends made this “Remy cake.” And having seen it, I must now walk into the sea.

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BANK TELLER: to open an account I'll need a first name ME: Robin BANK TELLER: and a last? ME: Dabanc BANK TELLER: so you're Robin Dabanc Me: *slowly reveals gun*

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Knuckle Tattoo: K I N D N E S S

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