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councilofdeen.bsky.social • 2 days ago

Texas chainsaw massage

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crashbanzai.bsky.social•2 days ago

Texas Chainsaw Massachusetts

temujin9.t9productions.com•1 day ago

@rgwellness.bsky.social

notowenmeany.bsky.social•2 days ago

Oh shit, this *might* get this knot out.

ladylettera32.bsky.social•1 day ago

I want someone to create a giant pasta roller and then pass me through on the lasagna noodle setting a few times

elrayjackson49.bsky.social•1 day ago

Texas Chain Store Managers

notwelcomematt.bsky.social•2 days ago

Now with “Happy Endings”

robmcfadden.bsky.social•2 days ago

the blair witch massage

stvp.bsky.social•2 days ago

Feels like that might have the same result.

larryedvickers.bsky.social•1 day ago

Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough....

mark-brown-23.bsky.social•2 days ago

And a Texas Chainsaw Massage Chair which you sit in, turn on and it shakes and screams at you. Actually, that's just me sitting in a chair.

surprisedface.bsky.social•2 days ago

Oh hell yeah

dfunqued6.bsky.social•2 days ago

yes please

pamtoo.bsky.social•2 days ago

Mother may I have TWO?

councilofdeen.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yes my child

coolpurplebass.bsky.social•2 days ago

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emceekayvee.bsky.social•2 days ago

Deep tissue

therealdcf.bsky.social•1 day ago

It sounds very relaxing.

mathworkswonders.bsky.social•2 days ago

That's what we used to call it when you needed to get someone back for giving you a swirlie or wet willie, so you pinned them down on the ground and rubbed your knuckles up and down their spine! Fuckin' Texas chainsaw massage. That'll teach 'em.

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