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avoiding direct eye contact with the abyss after our breakup

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

sometimes they don’t love you, they just love the way you love them.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

it was gonna be awesome and then you were stupid

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

The person making you feel replaceable is also replaceable.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Surveillance knows when you’re picking your nose, Dennis.

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

I'm an almost-older (still very young 20-40 year old) cis white dude and I know that my childrens' ability to have a full life that embraces their potential is dependent on this country recognizing and respecting Trans People and their rights

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

really wish I was sipping on some Hi-C Ecto Cooler right now

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

One of them giant midwestern pork tenderloin sandwiches might fix me.

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

Maybe spend part of Friday afternoon sitting diagonally in a wingback with your legs draped over one chair arm like you just came home from boarding school, lazy & furious, until your Great Aunt Hazel slaps your feet & you sit up a little straighter, but still slouchy & aflame with resentment?

submitted 12 hours ago • 7 comments

Sorry, dinner is going to be late. The spatula magically turned into a microphone

submitted 13 hours ago • 9 comments

Pig Racing Simulator

submitted 23 hours ago • 4 comments

Can't see the neighbor kids through the fence. The one shouting, "I'M ALL NATURAL!" is my favorite.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

i wonder if i’ve gotta keep recharging a bunch of stuff in the afterlife too

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

The first drive-in theater opened on this date in 1933

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

if u don't pronounce coincidence like "coinkydink" i can't fw u

submitted 18 hours ago • 7 comments

I follow @marie.likes.earth and no harm has come of me as a result. That I am aware of. There was a thing on my arm for a while, but it's good now. Probably no connection.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

someone's gotta take one for the team and follow me

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

Yeah I’ll say it. This painting is horny and I want someone to pour okra down my pants.

submitted 15 hours ago • 15 comments

They say dogs are loyal. False. They’re just bad at opening doors.

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

There is a circle of hell where you just write job application cover letters all day long

submitted 15 hours ago • 6 comments

Clout! That thing where you have 22,000 followers , but somebody you don't like has 24,000 followers so they're obviously just collecting followers nobody has any control over for: clout!

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

*at wedding* Priest: Do you? Me: I do. Priest: I'm so happy. Me: *kisses priest*

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Kiddo: Daddy did you storm the beaches of Normandy? Me: No but I did survive a choppy ferry ride from Mackinac Island after eating a tainted seafood omelette at the Grand Hotel.

submitted 20 hours ago • 8 comments

My younger brother went off the rails a bit after we lost our sister earlier this year. He's turned that around by signing up for a white collar boxing event. Whilst I find the idea of boxing entirely unappealing, I'm happy if it helps him, and he's trying to do something good.

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

if you sit with it, nature can reveal such wisdom, like the patience of a grub or worm managing its bit of earth, or the clever way that, enmeshed in a web of sweater wool, a wasp can sting the shit out of your arm

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Every morning i wake up and give my boobs a little hug 🤗

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Stop blaming ketamine. If anything, ketamine is a victim here

submitted 1 day ago • 30 comments

-Wouldn't you want to have a button to turn your brains off for a bit (Me flirting)

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

"Fucken words. WOrDs. WERDZ. Inadequate to apprehending the nature reality is what they fucken are, tell you that for free." - Buddha drunk-text probably

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

Just here, on The Internet, to laugh at animals with substance abuse issues. Please don't drag me down with news, man.

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

[Princess Bride clergyman voice] Divowce

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments