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She had no idea. youtu.be/e3LuKVkKTVE (Underwater camera cases arent great for sound, so put the closed captions up)

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Baklava, the most delicious lava.

submitted 5 hours ago • 5 comments

The kind of day I just want to go home and soak in a tub of aloe vera then put on pajamas made of peep material.

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Tremendous content, today. Tremendous. Well done, everyone.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

The worst thing about living in rural Kentucky is the constant need to chase varmits off yer porch. Where the hell are all these varmits coming from? Go on! Git!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

As I get older, my lactose intolerance is evolving into lactose extreme prejudice.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Imagine a place where people congregate to bond over the shared ideal that all are created equal. A disgusting notion on its face and besides, where would the money be in it?!

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Why did we smoke? Well, back in those days, time didn't flow in any particular direction. The length of our companion's cigarette told us if we were at the end of our conversation or the beginning.

submitted 5 hours ago • 4 comments

dying at home doing what i love. being a homebody

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Im not trying to make things weird, but can I watch you sleep?

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

If you’re happy, and you know it, you must not watch the news

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

as someone who screams “I NEED ATTENTION” when I need attention, I refuse to accept when a man claims he did not know what I wanted

submitted 5 hours ago • 11 comments

Tough situation? I’m just gonna eat chicken wings in bed about it.

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

mark cuban missile crisis would have been such a dope name for a band in 2008

submitted 6 hours ago • 5 comments

damn girl you really put the ass in catastrophe

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

I know the world is burning and all, civilization crumbling and blahhh, but could we maybe, for just a quick sec, have all the world's experts work on a breaded, deep fried sloppy joe?

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

I have never believed McCool is someone’s real name. It’s just something you call yourself when you are actually that cool.

submitted 8 hours ago • 7 comments

...and when you saw but one set of footprints did you even notice it was two right feet? The Hokey Pokey record was skipping again!

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

what if we kissed in the back of the hospital police camry 👉👈

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

i want to put my tongue into the middle of a flower like a butterfly

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As someone who prefers “did it accomplish what it set out to do” criticism, I’m never gonna find “it was bad because I didn’t like it” criticism very interesting or helpful. We have different brains. Maybe I’ll love what you hate.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

It only makes sense that I scroll my phone until my legs fall asleep on the toilet. That's how long I used to read Reader's Digest.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Goddamn but I enjoy some of you! (not you, sit down)

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Interviewer: So, where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Sitting where you are. Interviewer, who is sitting directly opposite me on a platform that's rotating at a rate of one revolution per ten years: Holy shit

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Every time I come home, whether I’ve been gone for 30 min or 8 hrs, I take a nap. Go to the grocery store, time for a nap. Dentist appt, time for a nap. Run to the dispensary, smoke a bowl and take a nap. I like to reward myself for my accomplishments.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

if i could have any superpower it would be the power to piss your pants

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What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger… unless it makes you weaker… because… you know… you almost fucking died.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

You can aggressively enforce laws prohibiting immigration and segregating people by place of birth or you can have a free society with civil liberties, but you ultimately can't have both. Such a policy by its very nature requires a police state aimed at immigrants and citizens alike.

submitted 14 hours ago • 14 comments

All you need is cardio and the grip strength to crush living bone

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

Luke: Leia: Darth: This is stupid Luke: I told you I had a bad feeling about this Leia: Both of you shut up Family therapist: No, it’s okay, this is where the healing begins

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

True love is trading your voice to an octopus witch for feet.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments