On the bright side at least it's not like my cat who whines for attention, gets pets, and then hits me with all five pointy ends. Yes i will still die for her.
In the same way the adorable and lovable opossum eats the ticks in your yard, the replies to your skeets always bring me fresh accounts to mute. You're like a truffle pig for reply guys. I love you so much. IT'S NOT THE MENOPAUSE, THIS IS WHO I AM NOW.
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I think next time I’ll just tell him I’m exercising my lips.
Or pretending I’m a fish.
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Vmysterious
grown ups use their words.