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Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

submitted 23 hours ago • 313 comments

submitted 21 hours ago • 66 comments

woke up again

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

Nothing feels worse than finding out everyone else in the group chat made a new group chat without you because they’re planning a war you aren’t invited to

submitted 19 hours ago • 120 comments

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bsky

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good

submitted 8 hours ago • 304 comments

No fighting in the war group chat

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

B U T H E R E M A I L S

submitted 22 hours ago • 7 comments

Beautiful pink sunset as rain moves offshore #NJwx #WxSky #BlueSkyMonday #EastCoastKin #photography #sunset

submitted 21 hours ago • 8 comments

jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline

submitted 45 days ago • 77 comments

This is what we meant by unqualified.

submitted 21 hours ago • 7 comments

bring me the heart of the disco king

submitted 18 hours ago • 6 comments

My 2yo asked to help make avocado toast but I know she doesn’t like avocado. But she BEGGED to make herself an avocado toast, and after painstakingly helping her cut and spread the avocado onto her toast, she looked down at what she’d made, burst into tears, and screamed “I DONT WANT THIS!!!!”

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

me: well, you can't have anything you: don't you mean everything? me: no

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I’m dipping nuggets you’ve never heard of into sauces you could never understand

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

possum gossiping prints: www.inprnt.com/gallery/guil...

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

I expected the downfall of American democracy to be devastating and infuriating. I underestimated the extent to which it would be dumb and embarrassing.

submitted 23 hours ago • 54 comments

W A R | S E C R E T S | I N | B I O

submitted 22 hours ago • 4 comments

Facts! 😁

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

at the risk of yapping too much. not everything has to be this incredible work of art. sometimes you can make something just for the fun of having made it. (brought to you by needing to remind myself too.)

submitted 21 hours ago • 6 comments

Ok bud now you are just showing off

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

My favorite thing about Elon Musk is that he proves money can't buy happiness. Or class, intelligence, friendship, love, purpose, grace, a sense of humor, a clue, taste, likability, expertise, empathy, enlightenment, compassion, respect, morals or whatever is the opposite of profound creepiness

submitted 1 day ago • 29 comments

luke be a skywalker tonight

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Ponies at the end of the rainbow #Shetland

submitted 1 day ago • 34 comments

"We have this test where you take some of your poop and smear it on something and send it into a lab. Do you mind doing that?" You had me at "take some of your poop and smear it on something", doc. Count me in.

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Artist + Chimera (risograph)

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