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cool new development, the cat has started lying like this. Stupid little loaf. I gasp every time

submitted 15 hours ago • 326 comments

this is up there with @404media.co talking about importance of anon browsing while asking for your email to read the article

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me

submitted 17 hours ago • 242 comments

the way you sleep when you have no job, no responsibilities, free meals and treats whenever you want them

submitted 18 hours ago • 60 comments

thanks reddit very cool

submitted 1 day ago • 172 comments

I think something that is not examined nearly enough is that cops give out get out of jail free cards to their friends that they can use when they get pulled over. How is that okay? You can just commit crimes because… you know a cop?

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

If you see this post a witch

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Action Shot

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I was trying to look up a story I heard about Obama pranking his daughters pretending to be a ghost and this is what Google AI thought I meant.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Taking a bribe in a very public way doesn't mean you aren't corrupt, it means your corruption is shameless.

submitted 2 days ago • 511 comments

Crying! At The Costco

submitted 1 day ago • 26 comments

He’s not planning anything… I think

submitted 2 days ago • 255 comments

Found out recently that when people talk about The Pine Tar Incident they're not referring to the thing that happened to me at my high school dance, but rather a famous thing.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

do you think that Pharrell's hat got bigger and bigger till it swallowed him up inside

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

I do not flirt. I express appreciation. Flirting implies the hope of reciprocity. I’m just screaming “nice sweater” into the void.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I’m dipping nuggets you’ve never heard of into sauces you could never understand

submitted 2 days ago • 21 comments

This is so painfully obvious but nothing will happen about it

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

*reading my after visit summary* “Patient appears appropriate and speaks coherently” *blushing* omg stopppp

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to explain to my new psychiatrist that yes I have been sexually assaulted but that’s not where my trauma is coming from that’s not a drop in the bucket my friend, my trauma is coming from all this other stuff

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

it's not gossip it's lore

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

The nose knows

submitted 2 days ago • 25 comments

The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?"

submitted 4 days ago • 120 comments

When you’re the first Muslim elected official to run for mayor, people say some pretty wild things.

submitted 3 days ago • 86 comments

Pet parrots were taught to do video calls, and it was a hit. The birds not only made friends with each other, and selected who they wanted to call and when, but also picked up new skills from fellow parrots. Good enrichment option for improving captive parrot welfare. 🧪🦜 dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/...

submitted 3 days ago • 77 comments

Oh like you don't carry a pocket rock

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! I am send an hugg to thoze of yu whomst woulde like one

submitted 2 days ago • 75 comments

He's mad because I said he has chubby little cheeks

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I just started Severence and I love Irving and if anyone hurts a hair on his head I will burn this establishment to the ground

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I can't stop laughing. 😂

submitted 4 days ago • 585 comments

I think Nope officially made it in my top 2 favorite movies. Beat out Midsommar.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

One of the few gripes I have with Legally Blonde is the fact she drives a black car. Elle Woods would be a white car girly for sure.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments