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Once-aspiring bassist (Ret.). I can fix your printer. Gaming enthusiast. VR enjoyer. Depressionista. Your mom wants you to use alt text. he/him/54
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Calling all Canadians. If you have this app you can scan barcodes when shopping and it’ll tell you if the item is Canadian. #Canadian #Canada #shopping #buycanadian 👇 apps.apple.com/app/id674148...

submitted 26 minutes ago • 1 comment

#BlueSkyArtShow #abandoned

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

One sleeve of saltines is a serving

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Tell me your job with a meme

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

shitposters are the band playing on the sinking titanic

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

trans women will be raped to death. they know this will happen. this is a crucial part of the steps to our genocide.

submitted 4 hours ago • 33 comments

Bad news: Printer died. Good news: I bought it new for $100 and it lasted *17 years*. HP could *never*. Brother all the way. Sleep well, faithful friend.

submitted 3 hours ago • 3 comments

i bring a sort of “im in love with you” vibe to the situationship that people just trying to use me dont really like

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

If i were president i would issue an executive order stating that everyone had to love each other and listen to CDs and then I'd push through universal healthcare

submitted 17 hours ago • 77 comments

TFW you have bad vibes about a content creator and then they get outted as a horrible person or abuser. My vibe checks are so far 100%. PirateSoftware, Asmongold, Tectone, Mizkif, DrDisrespect, MrBeast, Destiny. OTK is like the avengers of horrible people.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Going to bed with fresh sheets >>>

submitted 11 hours ago • 4 comments

A thought today: it’s amazing to me how media outlets w deep pockets flail around making ego decisions trying to squish competition rather than using own strengths to serve the people over the powerful. This is a deep failing of American journalism, local and national. Plus, leads to staff turnover.

submitted 10 hours ago • 7 comments

Games used to be good 😜

submitted 10 hours ago • 5 comments

We Frisbyterians believe that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and you can't get it down.

submitted 10 hours ago • 5 comments

Okay I’ve muted that YouTube post, but afew things: You are NOT your following/view count, only you decide your worth ✨ Kindness costs nothing 🤍 Hyping others makes you feel better than bringing people down ✨ Put your energy into the good & never give up 🤍 You’re all the best - thankyou✨

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

Friday nights are almost always a wash bc I'm so exhausted from working all week Oh but we *up* *now* Got a new TV to set up, got an old one to move, a stand to build to put the old one on, Dave the Diver to play, chicken wings may be involved at some point, who can say

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

✨LIVE✨ First time playing FFVII Remake Come join me at: twitch.tv/zanchose

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

Can we repurpose one of these AI datacenters to bankrupting Youtube by just loading every rig in there with Firefox running uBlock Origin and loading up 80,000,000 open tabs of the MST3K forever-a-thon or something

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

It’s very important in this weird ass world to sing and dance and paint and feed your soul because they want to break your spirit so you must take your spirit to spirit gym and that’s coloring or singing or kitchen dancing.

submitted 20 hours ago • 4 comments

Tip of the day: make your most cringe threads very long so no one reads them

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Chorizo should be the sixth food group.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Innuendo, inmyendo, whatever happens happens.

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

if I wanted your opinion, I'd have ripped off the duct tape

submitted 22 hours ago • 6 comments

what a legend

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

"Multi frame gen is only for Nvidia 50-series cards" is really just issuing a challenge

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

dude, all of my moonlight is serious

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

alright, who works at TI? i need a field engineer 👀

submitted 22 hours ago • 8 comments

20 years ago some feckless idiot tried to light his shoe on fire on an airplane and to this day millions of people now have to take their shoes off before getting on a plane. What a legacy!

submitted 23 hours ago • 6 comments

Live now 👻 www.twitch.tv/nocturnaltra...

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Beyond parody

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

🚨🚨🚨

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

ate peanuts last night and my throat has hurt ever since is my roommate’s peanut allergy contagious

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment