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Once-aspiring bassist (Ret.). I can fix your printer. Gaming enthusiast. VR enjoyer. Depressionista. Your mom wants you to use alt text. he/him/54
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Found my PSP, might whip it out and play with it* *not an innuendo

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Had so many chicken wings for dinner I will probably be able to fly tomorrow

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

Do millennials know how good The Muffs were

submitted 5 hours ago • 72 comments

FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics

submitted 5 hours ago • 57 comments

The needle felted eyeballs I made are now listed on my Etsy!! Each order you place comes with a free random pin featuring my artwork. 15% off on orders totaling $25 or more with code BLUESKY. Thank you bye.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

WIFE: *all cute* you wanna make me French toast? ME: *not looking up from my phone* I would never make you kiss anything you didn't want to, Sharon.

submitted 17 hours ago • 4 comments

people going out and having fun on a saturday night aren’t the real ones. the real ones are those posting on bsky before falling asleep by 8:30pm

submitted 3 hours ago • 6 comments

sometimes you need to wear that old concert t-shirt to remind yourself of a time when you made out with a sexy stranger while thumping music coursed through your veins instead of focusing on how you have to buy more stool softeners

submitted 13 hours ago • 9 comments

Here's a great video about algorithms that you should watch and share around.

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Video idea: If the Switch 2 doesn't have stick drift I will modify a joycon 2 to have it

submitted 4 hours ago • 7 comments

TV manufacturers that turn on motion interpolation by default need to have their offices egged or TP'd, depending on pricing in your area. Looking at you, LG.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Calling all Canadians. If you have this app you can scan barcodes when shopping and it’ll tell you if the item is Canadian. #Canadian #Canada #shopping #buycanadian 👇 apps.apple.com/app/id674148...

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

#BlueSkyArtShow #abandoned

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

One sleeve of saltines is a serving

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Tell me your job with a meme

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

shitposters are the band playing on the sinking titanic

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

trans women will be raped to death. they know this will happen. this is a crucial part of the steps to our genocide.

submitted 11 hours ago • 41 comments

Bad news: Printer died. Good news: I bought it new for $100 and it lasted *17 years*. HP could *never*. Brother all the way. Sleep well, faithful friend.

submitted 11 hours ago • 5 comments

i bring a sort of “im in love with you” vibe to the situationship that people just trying to use me dont really like

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

If i were president i would issue an executive order stating that everyone had to love each other and listen to CDs and then I'd push through universal healthcare

submitted 1 day ago • 79 comments

TFW you have bad vibes about a content creator and then they get outted as a horrible person or abuser. My vibe checks are so far 100%. PirateSoftware, Asmongold, Tectone, Mizkif, DrDisrespect, MrBeast, Destiny. OTK is like the avengers of horrible people.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Going to bed with fresh sheets >>>

submitted 18 hours ago • 5 comments

A thought today: it’s amazing to me how media outlets w deep pockets flail around making ego decisions trying to squish competition rather than using own strengths to serve the people over the powerful. This is a deep failing of American journalism, local and national. Plus, leads to staff turnover.

submitted 17 hours ago • 7 comments

Games used to be good 😜

submitted 17 hours ago • 5 comments

We Frisbyterians believe that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and you can't get it down.

submitted 18 hours ago • 5 comments

Okay I’ve muted that YouTube post, but afew things: You are NOT your following/view count, only you decide your worth ✨ Kindness costs nothing 🤍 Hyping others makes you feel better than bringing people down ✨ Put your energy into the good & never give up 🤍 You’re all the best - thankyou✨

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

Friday nights are almost always a wash bc I'm so exhausted from working all week Oh but we *up* *now* Got a new TV to set up, got an old one to move, a stand to build to put the old one on, Dave the Diver to play, chicken wings may be involved at some point, who can say

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

✨LIVE✨ First time playing FFVII Remake Come join me at: twitch.tv/zanchose

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Can we repurpose one of these AI datacenters to bankrupting Youtube by just loading every rig in there with Firefox running uBlock Origin and loading up 80,000,000 open tabs of the MST3K forever-a-thon or something

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

It’s very important in this weird ass world to sing and dance and paint and feed your soul because they want to break your spirit so you must take your spirit to spirit gym and that’s coloring or singing or kitchen dancing.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Tip of the day: make your most cringe threads very long so no one reads them

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