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Musician, 1/3 of the band Scoop the Mids. Dudeist priest. Not for internal consumption. New music from Scoop the Mids: https://tinyurl.com/vshybpyv My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bkzbul4mh3i4rauowwq3mai7/feed/aaaidfvdsdjli
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she's a 10 but her boogers taste weird

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Hoo boy do I remember that day. I argue that the summer of '82 was the best ever for scifi movies. www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/su...

submitted 8 hours ago • 10 comments

If you haven’t already, please consider blocking @mariana057.bsky.social and not giving her access to new material. I know we all have similar thoughts but she admits to stealing jokes (without crediting the author)

submitted 14 hours ago • 21 comments

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

Aging is the realization that our bodies don't even have the courtesy to wait until we die to start decomposing...

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

why we simply made sure our marine chronometers were well oiled and set to greenwich mean time, and always kept a spare sextant and artificial horizon around

submitted 23 hours ago • 29 comments

Behold the ancient artefacts

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

Superpretzel: King of all pretzels. You think your pretzel is good? Well, it isn't. It's shit. Superpretzel.™

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

It's amazing how a simple act of kindness can change my bad mood into a suspicious bad mood.

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

I thought I'd got him to stop making that hand gesture, oh well, he knows the rules #noseflag

submitted 20 hours ago • 4 comments

What goes on in the crisper drawer of my fridge is none of my business

submitted 16 hours ago • 14 comments

In a group chat insisting Mario’s last name is Kart and that all he wants is to be allowed to die.

submitted 23 hours ago • 10 comments

See, guys? Being helpful pays off in ways you never imagine. I fixed a computer yesterday, and now I am loaded down with homemade sausage rolls and homemade sausages. Be jealous. Now look away. You don’t want to see what’s going to happen to them.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Definitive ranking of the "Alien" movies: 1. "Aliens" 2. "Alien" 3. "Aliens 2: Electric Boogaloo" 4. "Aliens: Tokyo Drift" 5. "You've Got Aliens" 6. "Aliens v. Freddie" 7. "Three Men and an Alien" 8. "Ali3n" 9. "Aliens 5: The Legend of Curly's Gold" 10. "Looks Who's Aliening"

submitted 1 day ago • 27 comments

Humans have lived for millions of years without ChatGPT How long can they go without food?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

No matter where you’re from, call it pop when you drink a pop. So wholesome. Drink a “soda”? What am I, a chemist?

submitted 1 day ago • 100 comments

This person trying to reason with me doesn't understand I will pay $65 for Grape-nuts to be sent to me if I want some.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Ya like tshirt cannons? Man, you're gonna love the pantyhose

submitted 106 days ago • 3 comments

Do these multitudes I contain make me look fat?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Stacey's mom gets take-out Szechuan.

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

There's a pet zebra loose and running around Nashville. I want to see it so bad so I can yell IS THIS A TURKEY

submitted 2 days ago • 25 comments