therealdcf.bsky.social
Musician, 1/3 of the band Scoop the Mids. Dudeist priest. Not for internal consumption.
New music from Scoop the Mids: https://tinyurl.com/vshybpyv
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I don’t think you need to elaborate. It’s pretty self-explanatory.
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“Oh, no! That card looked mint before it exploded!”
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It says so right there in your name.
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I had close to 20,000 people blocked on Twitter. I regret nothing.
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It happens. I’ve lost so many Chapstick posts…some before I even got to write them.
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remake of the film collateral where jamie foxx's character is replaced by a tesla that keeps going to the wrong locations and crashing into kids on bikes
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Did you lose it before you could finish it?
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You can just hear the “squish” noise of women seeing this, can’t you?
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Choose wisely…
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The clown cars are already there. You can spot the clowns by their riot shields.
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“Volume 8”?! You’d think he’d stop after the first few times you made him puke. He’s a brilliant chef, but not too quick, ya know?
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Living…the fuckin’…DREAM.
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No regrets.
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I would put them up front for the brutality. Teach ‘em a lesson.
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I’m sorry to say it, but your grandpa sounds like a real loser. Get your shit together, grandpa!
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Currently batting .500. My lawyer has advised me not to say which two I *have’t* done.
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Happy Birthday!
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That has probably already been made.
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I would not watch that Toy Story sequel.
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Well, the image is either a bunch of dudes in a circle, jerking each other off, or one of the most complicated, multi-person juggling demonstrations ever.
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Isn’t that a circle jerk?
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They should have been more pumped up for the performance.
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Our cars *do* have turn signals. But using them is seen as a sign of weakness.
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I thought all those deals were supposed to be done in the first week or something like that.
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My fridge has always contributed to my emotional turmoil. Like that time I wanted some cheese, and there was no cheese in there. WHY WOULD MY FRIDGE BETRAY ME LIKE THAT, CHUCK?! WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!
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That gave me a genuine belly laugh. Thanks for that.