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Musician, 1/3 of the band Scoop the Mids. Dudeist priest. Not for internal consumption. New music from Scoop the Mids: https://tinyurl.com/vshybpyv My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bkzbul4mh3i4rauowwq3mai7/feed/aaaidfvdsdjli
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Earlier today ICE agents hit someone with a car and tear gassed a neighborhood, sparking several fires and disrupting businesses. Immigrants, by contrast, did not.

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Joe Rogan always looks like he’s being viewed on the back of a spoon.

submitted 14 hours ago • 349 comments

You got a beef with me? We’ll settle it like men… with our belt racers. youtu.be/Vp1nlEPMXug?...

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Elon, I marked your Trump/Epstein tweet for the future, as you requested, but now it’s disappeared! You’re wreaking havoc with my record keeping!

submitted 18 hours ago • 7 comments

Pete Hesgeth — who wants to rename the Navy ship that honors Medgar Evers, a WWII veteran who landed on Omaha Beach — is using that same beach for a photo op in which he promises we will “never forget” the veterans there. What an unbelievable asshole.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1436 comments

Real men face every mission head-on—even the cleanup. Eagle Tactical Combat Wipes™ are ultra-thick, pine-scented, and designed for sensitive alpha terrain. Because wiping like a warrior means caring for the most tactical zone of all. No shame. Just dominance. #EagleTactical

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Humans are social creatures and I hate that for us

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In the future, everyone will be arrested for fifteen minutes.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

I had no idea thank you

submitted 1 day ago • 27 comments

Elon.....no......please

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

short clip explaining the #StarWars sequel trilogy

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Does anyone else get the feeling that the 1% are so gung-ho on AI because they're looking to replace us all?

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

There is an ice cream truck going down my block. That’s cool. The music playing is “Silent Night”. That’s weird.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Dear Flight Attendants, No eggnog? Just say so. No need for that look.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

Hey tell your mom that she left her bag of dicks at my house again.

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

Looks like I picked the right century to stop giving rat-fuck about shit-all.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Next to Trump and Musk, Shatner and I look like adoring newlyweds.

submitted 2 days ago • 632 comments

these dudes are really stealing the thunder from *my* divorce

submitted 2 days ago • 18 comments

always blown away by people who are rich enough to nothing and instead choose to do bad things. what are you doing. get into analog photography or go to every baseball stadium or something! shut up!!

submitted 1 day ago • 26 comments

trying to understand my ex better

submitted 1 day ago • 408 comments

Alien vs. Predator (political edition)

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This single sentence is the overarching theme of my entire life. Especially my work life.

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Seriously, you guys, if you haven’t check out the #EagleTactical skeets from @gaydeceiver.bsky.social, you are missing out on some quality ad copy. Somewhere, a fragile dipshit is frantically googling the products, hoping they will finally make him the Alpha he knows he is. bsky.app/hashtag/Eagl...

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Eagle Tactical's Straight Haven Tornado Bunker — built 12 feet deep, reinforced with steel, testosterone, and totally-not-suspect design choices. Soundproof. Fits you and your bros tight, safe, shirtless if needed. Because you like women. Not men. Obviously. It's just very secure. #EagleTactical

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