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gailsimone.bsky.social • 49 days ago

Damn you straight to hell, sir. STRAIGHT TO HELL.

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@gailsimone.bsky.social Did you know that Scott Summers/Cyclops is the only actual mutant in the comics? None of the others have an ex-Jean.

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leslieflores.bsky.social•49 days ago

Thanks to you, I have "X-men Jean Grey Dating History" in my search history now...

cybercrump.bsky.social•49 days ago

No, Chauncey, don't! He's dueled fourteen to the death, and he's still here and they lie in the potter's field! Your honour is not besmirched! He is but a gadfly! Stand off, I say! etc. etc. 18th century etc.

ostentatiouscorvid.bsky.social•49 days ago

I bet Marrow has *lots* of pairs of ex-jeans.

apollomax289.bsky.social•49 days ago

I am interested by this statement because I don’t get it

ostentatiouscorvid.bsky.social•49 days ago

I figure “growing bone protrusions” as a power probably involves the occasional accidentally shredded article of clothing.

apollomax289.bsky.social•49 days ago

Ok. I thought you were implying she had ties to jean? Somehow

ostentatiouscorvid.bsky.social•49 days ago

Nope, just hopscotching to another homophone.

apollomax289.bsky.social•49 days ago

Still confused by the whole thing but have a nice day

ad1nf1n1tum.bsky.social•49 days ago

GO STRAIGHT TO HELL, BOY!

travisjamesinks.bsky.social•49 days ago

Lmao okay that’s an amazing xmen dad joke

eng1queer.bsky.social•49 days ago

Guess he went Rogue and played a wild Gambit to surprise you 😎👉👉

harlemconnection.bsky.social•49 days ago

LOL!! (Well... Wolverine kinda does.)

vpanderson.com•49 days ago

A hyphen in lieu of a comma, sir? When the comedic genius of the “ex, Jean” was right there? You fool. You charlatan. You absolute reprobate.

mattevansc3.bsky.social•49 days ago

Got to keep it in the format; X-men, x-gene.

vpanderson.com•49 days ago

we shall allow it, for genre reasons, but pay heed to your days which are still numbered for egregious pun reasons, my brother in crust

vpanderson.com•49 days ago

(jk i have zero authority and not a single cell of skin in this game lol)

vpanderson.com•49 days ago

(like, being gay for jean grey as a tween gives me negative zero jurisdiction here, i do realize)

mattevansc3.bsky.social•49 days ago

Jean’s shitty choice in men is probably her over compensating for the fact you have more skin in that game than she realises 😉

feathersmcgraw.bsky.social•49 days ago

blocked and reported?

scoob1978.bsky.social•49 days ago

I would argue also Wolverine

jcthemythic.bsky.social•49 days ago

Well, that gets this account a follow...

djwetmoney.bsky.social•48 days ago

That's pretty funny!

katoe.bsky.social•49 days ago

THEY ARE ON A BREAK

rainbowrewind.bsky.social•49 days ago

I mean he Logan and Jean did have a whole situationship going on together on Krakoa...

imaginesisyphusmad.bsky.social•49 days ago

Mister Sinister made a bunch of ex-Jeans. Does that count?

varshapai.bsky.social•49 days ago

That’s the greatest mutant joke I’ve ever seen

sunnymidnight.bsky.social•49 days ago

Fuckin. Dad. Jokes.
This gif was LITERALLY what my face did....then, Xavier help me, I smirked.

jimharmes.bsky.social•49 days ago

popelizbet.bsky.social•49 days ago

that's a paddlin

goatburgler.bsky.social•49 days ago

totallynotabot001.bsky.social•49 days ago

Sonuva--

...

...That's good.

bitchardpryor.bsky.social•49 days ago

Bastard out-Gailed you Gail.

sunnymidnight.bsky.social•49 days ago

😂😂😂😂

tlbklaus.bsky.social•48 days ago

*sigh*clops

ajoshcookieman.bsky.social•49 days ago

Hahaha!!!

apollomax289.bsky.social•49 days ago

That’s good

saintofbouncers.bsky.social•49 days ago

Every time a Dad joke of this magnitude begins to circulate, several people spontaneously become Dads just from the blast wave

widgett.bsky.social•49 days ago

[the saloon piano player stops, slowly closes the piano, then carefully slips out the back]

atomicdumpling.bsky.social•48 days ago

Looks like Gail isn't the biggest bear in the woods.

bruceenloe.bsky.social•49 days ago

Wow that one burns harder than cyclops’s infamous heat vision

serev.bsky.social•49 days ago

erodbuster.bsky.social•49 days ago

mizzousundevil.bsky.social•49 days ago

Oh that's good

scottman2020.bsky.social•49 days ago

ironchuck.bsky.social•49 days ago

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