Literally no one prefers flats. You face has to do Tetris to eat flats. - ThreadSky

gailsimone.bsky.social • 15 days ago

Literally no one prefers flats.

You face has to do Tetris to eat flats.

Reposted from Jobe

Now the real question. Flats or drummies?

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i discovered a technique where i pinch between the bones at both ends of the flat, at one end they will separate. push on the bones from that end and they will slide out clean leaving a nice easy-dipping meat morsel.

balsam.bsky.social•15 days ago

Humming the song while I clear rows in my mouth

skeptichydra.bsky.social•15 days ago

Refreshing to have these truths come to light

libraryogre.bsky.social•15 days ago

Scrape them clean with your teeth, then use your tongue to get the meat from between the bones. I actually find them easier to eat than drums.

revbeaker.bsky.social•15 days ago

I prefer flats… just stand them up on one end, push the meat to the bottom, and eat it in one bite

icassassin.bsky.social•15 days ago

*record scratch*

bobmungovan.bsky.social•15 days ago

I prefer flats, but this could be a classic Gail turnaround. She really prefers flats and wants to keep them to herself.

dogdaddave.bsky.social•15 days ago

Once you learn the one simple trick to pull out one bone, you can strip all the meat off the other like a vulture

crimsonjoe.bsky.social•15 days ago

But we need to let others think flats are better so they'll leave the drumsticks to those of us that know better...

cygnia.bsky.social•15 days ago

you eat the drum, I eat the flat!

lavainkshop.bsky.social•15 days ago

, honey. You eat the drum, and I'll eat the flat, babe.

jimintomystery.bsky.social•15 days ago

Granted, drumettes are better BUT...I also like playing Tetris with my face. Keeps me popular with the ladies

mereberg.bsky.social•15 days ago

Ordered wings once and the waitress said "I'm so sorry we're all out of flats, only the drumstick kind is left, do you still want them?" as if she hadn't just described the perfect distribution of wings.

derekmahr.bsky.social•15 days ago

Here’s venerated actor BD Wong showing how it’s done. This video will change your life. ;) https://youtu.be/25SLTtOXGEU?si=yokb36rzyCTz5VJ8

lavainkshop.bsky.social•15 days ago

Huh, I was taught exactly that but without taking out the second bone. Gunna have to try that next time! But yeah, the old break and slurp is what I've been doing since I was lucky enough to have a friend teach me in college.

gerardojimenez.bsky.social•15 days ago

Today I lost a hero.
😔

theloneleshy.bsky.social•15 days ago

I volunteer to eat any and all unwanted chickie wings

itstimber42.bsky.social•15 days ago

If you don't have sauce on your nose, did you even really eat a chicken wing?

poseur.bsky.social•15 days ago

I prefer flats, but I do enjoy Tetris.

seeguy-shade.bsky.social•15 days ago

Working around the bones is part of the fun.

doomkick.com•15 days ago

That is false Gail. Flats have the better meat. Flats are superior.

rickrollnomicon.bsky.social•15 days ago

I know a couple where he prefers the drummies and she prefers the flats, and it's a whole Jack Sprat situation.

jobe00.bsky.social•15 days ago

Sorry to hear no one taught you the easy way to eat flats where you get all the meat off the bones.

bjornanders.bsky.social•15 days ago

It’s called wingalingus

mrpatduke.bsky.social•15 days ago

Who put the wing in the wing-a-linga-dingdong?

shadowzethine.bsky.social•15 days ago

And just like that, I have a name for my new band!

johnnyatomic.bsky.social•15 days ago

First fan here! Wear the shirt everywhere!

realeric.bsky.social•15 days ago

This is true

cripdyke.bsky.social•15 days ago

>> Your face has to do Tetris to eat flats. <<

As a vegan, I feel both relieved and amused.

samuelblondahl.bsky.social•15 days ago

I'm with Gail. No way I could eat an entire British apartment.

thosw.bsky.social•15 days ago

Ever try to eat a clog, a mule, or a stiletto?

readyfretgo.bsky.social•15 days ago

My wife prefers flats.

xarthras.bsky.social•15 days ago

I beg your pardon!

maqusan.bsky.social•15 days ago

Twist the end cap off, pull the bones out. Nom in one.

jcrharris.bsky.social•15 days ago

Really?
They are literally ridiculously easy to eat

escapecar.bsky.social•15 days ago

But my face is good at Tetris!!

kickassmagicrobot.bsky.social•15 days ago

Flats are just a skill check

sentient6.bsky.social•15 days ago

You don’t have to write Scott, Gail. He’s not on your team.

stkeppler.bsky.social•15 days ago

I was today years old when i heard the word "flats" in the context of chicken

mattkrotzer.bsky.social•15 days ago

My wife is literally no one.

spawnofsay10.bsky.social•15 days ago

Nah I always order all flats

no-choices.bsky.social•15 days ago

absolutely false. flats are best. eat them like a lollipop

vincentpriceless.bsky.social•15 days ago

there is *one* recipe where flats end up superior and that's parmesan wings oreganata, where the flats tend to accumulate more of the wonderful crunchy bits

odiin.bsky.social•15 days ago

Just learn how to suck the wing like a normal person.

thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social•15 days ago

We had a must take two flats for every drumstick rule with my friends in college, it worked pretty well

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