‘Big Balls' provided tech support to cybercrime ring. Two years before becoming a DOGE member, Coristine was working at EGodly a cybercrime group who boasted online of hacking government emails and cyberstalking an FBI agent. #MomSky www.reuters.com/world/us/dog... - ThreadSky

zen4ever2us.bsky.social • 4 days ago

‘Big Balls' provided tech support to cybercrime ring.

Two years before becoming a DOGE member, Coristine was working at EGodly a cybercrime group who boasted online of hacking government emails and cyberstalking an FBI agent.

#MomSky
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/doge-staffer-big-balls-provided-tech-support-cybercrime-ring-records-show-2025-03-26/

Comments

shawnad.bsky.social•4 days ago

What in the actual F!!!! The fat criminal in the white house is horrendous enough and now criminals have access to sensitive information!! In what universe does this make sense?? Where is the outrage from the so-called leaders?? 😡😡😡😡

joelcawley.bsky.social•4 days ago

His DOGE experience will certainly add to his resume and street cred. We may never know if it also left him with secret access to all our systems. He’s well aware that would make him even more valuable to his cybercrime buddies and we’ve decided to manage him solely on the honor system. So… 🤷🏻‍♂️

agita2024.bsky.social•4 days ago

Big balls needs to be removed with all the other incels plus the ketamine child needs to be stopped, but who does that?bondi? Patel? They’re are no guardrails set up to stop these criminals. We’re so screwed in this country in all of us are looking for a lifeline and there isn’t any

emoontxwriter.bsky.social•4 days ago

Unsurprising, but good to know and be able to cite. Thank you.

kckel69.bsky.social•4 days ago

Only the best people

the-goddess-speaks.bsky.social•4 days ago

This kid is dodgy af.

kristileequeen.bsky.social•4 days ago

Needs to be neutered - sick of the NaXi assholes

clr6252.bsky.social•4 days ago

He will def be the one tapped to “investigate” signalgate and probably leak all other chats.

sfesue.bsky.social•4 days ago

We now exist in a real world video game being played by a bunch of immature tech bros.

kathy328.bsky.social•4 days ago

Let’s hope nothing upsets him on the job.

glossimer.bsky.social•4 days ago

Remember Bigballs Coristine’s family owns the popular snack company lesser evil popular for its popcorn. Stop buying that shit!!

lakerider.bsky.social•4 days ago

JD Vance will swoop in on Signal to defend him.

facedamuzk.bsky.social•4 days ago

Maybe he was the one who added Goldberg to the Signal chat. 😂🤣🤷‍♂️

naughtymarietta.bsky.social•4 days ago

He's in his element.

ullius.bsky.social•4 days ago

Seems like the right resume for DOGE.

mistertahoe.bsky.social•4 days ago

I think this somehow has to with the notorious, Silk Road darkweb and releasing the owner from prison.

maeml.bsky.social•3 days ago

So we were right in locking our credit reports. Ffs

pisst.bsky.social•4 days ago

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/elon-musk-s-protege-big-balls-is-grandson-of-executed-kgb-agent-report-says-b2703739.html

spitandvinegar.bsky.social•4 days ago

Only the best for the current administration ….

erinjoslyn.bsky.social•4 days ago

Thanks again, New Canaan. Laura Ingraham and Ann Coulter were already more than enough.

lindawalther.bsky.social•4 days ago

Coincidence?
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/elon-musk-s-protege-big-balls-is-grandson-of-executed-kgb-agent-report-says-b2703739.html

agita2024.bsky.social•4 days ago

No coincidence, plus the ketamine doge leader has connections to the Nazi party though his mothers family…so we’re good. WTH

awgyetvan.bsky.social•4 days ago

I bet his actual balls are tiny.

applestarcreations.bsky.social•4 days ago

When the DOGE emails got leaked, I signed him up for several "testicle enlargement/enhancement" consultations. Just helping with his blazingly obvious insecurities. 😇

big-shake.bsky.social•4 days ago

Hollow, anyway.

taurusbutterfly.bsky.social•3 days ago

Is this being investigated by the FBI? Maybe the Tesla Task Force can look into it.

insertusername001.bsky.social•4 days ago

That teenager has yet to see MY balls. Otherwise he would be bowing in shame for his true master.

wizatfinance.bsky.social•4 days ago

How is this new news? Didn't he get fired from his internship for this exact thing?

wizatfinance.bsky.social•4 days ago

How is this an exclusive? We knew he was fired from his internship for this shit.

becr55.bsky.social•4 days ago

Only the “best people” work for the 💩

cookievargas.bsky.social•4 days ago

This is how they'll be stealing private citizen's savings once they've taken all they can from the government coffers.

lilmsmisanthrope.bsky.social•4 days ago

When President Trumusk appoints a former cybercriminal associate to his efficiency squad, we witness not the promised 'best people' but the disturbing spectacle of foxes redesigning henhouse security. Government databases now rest in hands that once helped breach them.