Toilet manufacturers, could you please create some form of soundproofing in your bowls? I'm sick of hearing my hubby's amplified arse trumpet echoing through the floorboards. Thanks.
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The bowl has been perfected over hundreds of years. Don’t mess with the design’s primary function by trying to make it satisfy too many diverse requirements or you risk compromising its performance. What you need is aftermarket add-on digital noise cancellation technology.
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