The only reason people think they don't like pineapple on pizza is because Hawaiian pizzas are always made with cheap, shitty ham - ThreadSky

anonopin.bsky.social • 55 days ago

The only reason people think they don't like pineapple on pizza is because Hawaiian pizzas are always made with cheap, shitty ham

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whoniversal.bsky.social•55 days ago

No. It's because they don't like pineapple on pizza. You never hear people bitching about other pizzas with ham do you?

glidingtobster.bsky.social•55 days ago

And not the fruit juices mixing with the cheese and forming a ripe medium for bacteria to produce butyric acid. Probably quite nice for people already brought up on vomit-flavoured chocolate.

stuartdg.bsky.social•55 days ago

100% , pineapple, pepperoni and chilli is awesome.

banjosectmint.bsky.social•55 days ago

True facts, the best pizza is pineapple, pepperoni and jalapenos.

markrs75.bsky.social•55 days ago

Pepperoni and pineapple pizza is very popular in Norway

philheppenstall.bsky.social•55 days ago

It’s the same reason that people don’t put ham in a fruit salad, it’s because it doesn’t belong there.

kloppers.bsky.social•55 days ago

leeosmunderlaw.bsky.social•55 days ago

No, it's because of the pineapple on the pizza. 🤷‍♂️

rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social•55 days ago

Ham on pizza ends up with hard curly burnt edges so the whole pineapple question is irrelevant.

johnpackwood.bsky.social•55 days ago

You just need to remove the ham, cheese and tomatoes and add bananas, strawberries and a custard type sauce...

craigeeez.bsky.social•55 days ago

No it’s because to many people pineapple has no business being anywhere near cheese tomato and ham.

ifihadahifi.bsky.social•54 days ago

People don't go ape shit over pineapple in sweet and sour I don't get what the hate is on pizza. It's a pop of tangy juice as a foil against the salty ham. Pork and apple sauce, the same. Balance. It's hardly Hawaiian though. That name can get in the bin.