I used spiked egg nog for creamer yesterday & my dessert was the last slice of chocolate cake washed down with whiskey. Iβm on airport rules until I go back to work next year
A long time ago, my grandfather made my brother and I a big glass of βchocolate milkβ one day we visited, only to be called out by my grandmother βRayβ¦ thatβs SlimFastβ¦β
Haha! That reminds me of someone I knew who put a coffee crisp chocolate bar and slimmfast and blender and made a "shake" π€£π€£ He was both funny and kind...a real gem.
Years ago I did a Slimfast diet. Fell off the wagon at Burger King. Had so much food on my table, I kept checking my watch acting like I was waiting for someone. Smh.
Had a boss once that ate a sub and washed it down with a SFβ¦his wife wanted him to lose weight so packed a salad and SF. He ordered a large sub for lunch.
My go-to at the Carson-Pirie-Scott dining room in Chicago was a diet plate and a hot-fudge sunday. (THE best hot-fudge. Bitsy Pirie gave us the recipe!)
When I was a waitress at a Pizza Hut, I had a man who came in every Friday night and ordered a large pepperoni and sausage pizza and a Diet Coke. He ate the entire pizza and the one beverage. π
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Husband: ... And a rum and Coke for the lady
Wife: Oh I'm on a diet so rum and Tab please
Did you know German chocolate cake is not actually German?
Itβs Germanβs chocolate cake created by the American Sam German.
Just thought you might wanna know. π
Eating healthier should be more about inclusion, not exclusion.
Exclusionary diets just lead to binging. Inclusionary dieting leads to small changes over time that build good habits.
With whipped cream too, I hope
Keep your body in a constant state of existential confusion.
Yours,
RFKjr
...can I get a nutrition specialist to let us know????
Gotta cut calories somewhere