Him: I need advice. Me: (eating red velvet cake for breakfast) You came to the right person. - ThreadSky

soulguidance.bsky.social•60 days ago

Cake does sound good right now.

reply

buckmcw.bsky.social•60 days ago

Now that’s funny

reply

jetlaglily.bsky.social•60 days ago

Brilliant advice 🤩🥰

reply

retire411.bsky.social•60 days ago

Red velvet cake? You are one lucky person

reply

carldownunder.bsky.social•60 days ago

I wish I could still do that!

reply

horn-slack.bsky.social•60 days ago

Chocolate is never not the answer.

reply

sagemoser.bsky.social•60 days ago

You were just eating a red velvet muffin.
Cake before noon is a muffin.

reply

joy09.bsky.social•60 days ago

Hahaha

reply

dylanar0ha.bsky.social•60 days ago

Sounds like you’re qualified to me!

reply

karmalovesgumbo.bsky.social•60 days ago

It’s just a rule. If there’s cake in the house at breakfast time, you have to eat it.

reply

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•60 days ago

That stuff gets stale if you don't eat it just saying

reply

annalyric.bsky.social•60 days ago

I fail to see the issue...

reply

thelordgod.bsky.social•60 days ago

😂

reply

wthusa.bsky.social•60 days ago

Much Love 🤣😅😂

reply

ball-dont-lie.bsky.social•60 days ago

Nice, I trust you

reply

nika2023.bsky.social•59 days ago

Resists the urge to buy cake rn

reply

patrixilent.bsky.social•60 days ago

i eat spaghetti and cheeseburgers for breakfast because i'm an adult

reply

geldenkuypers.bsky.social•59 days ago

👀

reply

mexamfam.bsky.social•60 days ago

And now, with the stroke of a tweet, you have one new follower. 🤘

reply

bluedottx.bsky.social•60 days ago

With cream cheese frosting?😋

reply

happy2cyou.bsky.social•60 days ago

The safe is open!

reply

kingjames88.bsky.social•60 days ago

reply

nancimurdock.com•60 days ago

Fvck I almost had red velvet cake for breakfast today. 😆

reply

scipionow.bsky.social•60 days ago

Coffee?

reply

roselover772.bsky.social•60 days ago

Lol yes!!!

reply

chayab77.bsky.social•60 days ago

lmao

reply

pjpuckrr.bsky.social•60 days ago

Can I have some? Pretty please!!!!

reply

ordinarymagic.bsky.social•60 days ago

Yeah, gotta follow you now.

reply

bellatv55.bsky.social•60 days ago

"let me just wipe the frosting off my face and neck..oh, and knee. then I'm all ears"

reply

detryckvondoom.bsky.social•60 days ago

“Pull up a bean bag chair, we’ll talk this shit out.”

reply

notsmartjustsad.bsky.social•60 days ago

I think you're doing right and if it's wrong I don't want to be right.

reply

misfitsquad.bsky.social•60 days ago

Shit that's someone I would trust

reply

servungcint.bsky.social•60 days ago

This was literally me this morning except it was chocolate pie

reply

bluesioux1.bsky.social•60 days ago

Sorry, but that made me giggle..... Except, I've never had red velvet cake!

reply

peggylou2024.bsky.social•60 days ago

Good choice! My fav

reply

lindak0910.bsky.social•60 days ago

It’s full of fruit 😋

reply

mac-actual.bsky.social•60 days ago

🤣

reply

annberry073.bsky.social•59 days ago

Cake has eggs and likely milk; aka health food😆

reply

redpoppytatt2.bsky.social•60 days ago

Instant follow

reply

domiknight.bsky.social•60 days ago

??????

reply

spock24.bsky.social•60 days ago

With or without the frosting? Please advise.

reply

gamrmoment.bsky.social•60 days ago

wow you're so quirky

reply

sophiesmom126.bsky.social•60 days ago

It's great that he sees the importances in life. He made a wise choice!

reply

rosiewayffux.bsky.social•60 days ago

I don't even know who to blame, the person who came to you for advice or you who thinks you have the perfect answer for them😭

reply

lovekat41.bsky.social•60 days ago

🤣🤣🤣 I can relate to this so much🤣🤣🤣

reply

taildragger-john.bsky.social•60 days ago

I'm a Blueberry Pie man.

reply

samokorosec.bsky.social•60 days ago

Cake for breakfast speaks of a zen master mind. 👌

reply

lizonline011.bsky.social•60 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

reply

schasse60.bsky.social•60 days ago

😂

reply

yetmorebees.bsky.social•60 days ago

im already taking notes

reply

kinehora.bsky.social•60 days ago

Following for more guidance on how to live my life

reply

harold303.bsky.social•60 days ago

I too need advice. 🥰

reply

justsayingbluesky.bsky.social•60 days ago

Thanks for the reminder - forgot I had some Panetone stashed in the cupboard. Happy now.

reply

aimhellhusband.bsky.social•60 days ago

I usually do chocolate cake for breakfast, something about watching the sunrise with it is a good contrast.

reply

chukkllz.bsky.social•60 days ago

reply

pearlpearl1.bsky.social•60 days ago

A woman after my own heart ... 💙🍰💙

reply

veronicainarl.bsky.social•60 days ago

reply

inglesio.bsky.social•60 days ago

This proper made me 😂

reply

write-or-die.bsky.social•60 days ago

There had better be cream cheese frosting and berries or shove it up your butt.

reply

write-or-die.bsky.social•60 days ago

reply

rafaelbailo.bsky.social•60 days ago

I'm in this picture and I don't like it 😅

reply

jamesstaal.bsky.social•60 days ago

I had apple strudel and I feel strong like bull!

reply

debbienorthway.bsky.social•60 days ago

Try purple velvet cake

reply

justleeg.bsky.social•60 days ago

I am eating a bar cake filled with whipping frosting.. Notice I didnt say a piece of cake?

reply

yo69yo69.bsky.social•60 days ago

him: I need advice

me: (eating red velvet cake for breakfast) live life bruuuh 🤙🤙

reply

quinstep.bsky.social•60 days ago

🤣

reply

dfprovine.bsky.social•60 days ago

Rebecca: I feel bad. I keep canceling with my shrink. I just don't have any time.

Paula: God knows why you have a shrink in the first place when you have me. I give such great advice. Now let's drink this old expired apple juice.

#CrazyExGirlfriend s01e14

reply