I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 yrs of housework in 30 minutes - ThreadSky

traciebreaux.bsky.social • 10 days ago

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 yrs of housework in 30 minutes

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gruntmusic.bsky.social•7 days ago

😡

lisafisher1009.bsky.social•9 days ago

I can relate

shart.bad-kerning.com•10 days ago

If you can do that, that just sounds efficient

mr-oldman.bsky.social•10 days ago

Do what I’ve done. Just tell them you’re not home.
From your front door.

realstuartwhyte.bsky.social•9 days ago

At friends' place for wine & chat - "so glad you could come, we'd have never finished decorating the hallway otherwise!" 🤣

ladylettera32.bsky.social•9 days ago

“I don’t want to catch COVID. Why don’t we meet at a restaurant patio/the park/somewhere else outdoors”

Works wonders for avoiding both frantic cleaning and COVID lol

str8grandmother.bsky.social•4 days ago

That is soooo funny 😂. 😂. 😂
The reason is, it is so true, we can all relate.

daumdesign.bsky.social•8 days ago

I THOUGHT that was you in the hallway…

katieannsorenson.bsky.social•9 days ago

😂 it’s the only thing to inspire me.

2busy2hurt.bsky.social•9 days ago

Every time I start to clean my kids ask who's coming over.

Rude

Not wrong, but rude

miri100.bsky.social•10 days ago

I’m always excited that nobody comes here. I clean up two or three days a week.

eschneider.bsky.social•8 days ago

This sort of thing explains, like, 50% of house fires.

robocopperpot.bsky.social•10 days ago

Truest thing iv heard this week...

ufomitzidino.bsky.social•9 days ago

We must be related

ryanjpage.bsky.social•9 days ago

I know! It's like a marathon run 🫨

masterful-debaiter.bsky.social•10 days ago

Ah, I see you too are familiar with what I call, "rage cleaning."

It's the main type of cleaning that I do. 😭

witecollar.bsky.social•10 days ago

Lol 😄

caroleu.bsky.social•9 days ago

“Scurryfunge” is a genuine medieval word for the pre-compay cleaning frenzy. I did mine yesterday and they canceled last night.

technicallyowen.bsky.social•8 days ago

Perfect word for this https://youtu.be/GBwELzvnrQg?si=1Fnbl8XTagTANcYq

truebluemama219.bsky.social•10 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

commoner.bsky.social•7 days ago

I've genuinely had the worry thought of, what if I lost all my friends, would I just die in a mess?
I always get more done in the ten mins prior to a visit than I do in an entire month.

bleu-bomber.bsky.social•9 days ago

I'm having a small gathering on Saturday, and I deep cleaned the house today for over 8 hours. And I'm not finished. I cleaned things I don't know that I've ever cleaned in 12 years of living here. Also I only have a 1300 square foot house, so 8 hours of cleaning is crazy.

bleu-bomber.bsky.social•8 days ago

Cleaned for like 6 more hours today, and I'm finished! Ready to party. 🥳

chatmeups.bsky.social•9 days ago

And then they cancel at the last minute

smartassakgirl.bsky.social•9 days ago

I have a friend who calls it event cleaning.

cinflynn.bsky.social•9 days ago

This happens to me so often that I’ve actually become quite good at it! 💅

carietta.bsky.social•9 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

carietta.bsky.social•9 days ago

I just had that happen to me yesterday! Thought I was going to have a nervous breakdown! 🤣

bamumilada.bsky.social•10 days ago

My sister once accused me of being a clean freak. I laughed and laughed. She's only ever seen my house at holidays when I have had an entire year to prepare