Back in the Eighties I did my journalism training with a lad who constantly observed, "If you did that in Salford you'd get twatted" and to be honest I think that's a life mantra we should all adopt. - ThreadSky

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davidmbarnett.bsky.social • 9 days ago

Back in the Eighties I did my journalism training with a lad who constantly observed, "If you did that in Salford you'd get twatted" and to be honest I think that's a life mantra we should all adopt.

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nomoretattoos.bsky.social•9 days ago

My x used to live in John Nash Crescent in the 80’s , to be far it did not take a lot to be twatted, while living there :-)

davidmbarnett.bsky.social•9 days ago

No, it seemed that according to this lad a twatting was imminent at any time.

davidmbarnett.bsky.social•9 days ago

Before you do or say anything, take a moment and think to yourself, would this get me twatted in Salford?

gargarin.bsky.social•9 days ago

I'm confused am I offending Morrissey sensibilities or Paul Calf ? I'm about to microwave some fennel and white bean soup

davidmbarnett.bsky.social•9 days ago

It's a minefield, innit?

blumphy.bsky.social•9 days ago

The lad had the saying wrong, the actual saying is ‘if you did that in Salford you’d be launched/thrown through the window’ and for getting it so wrong, the lad would have been launched/thrown through the window had he said it in Salford, ironically