you can't complain about the male loneliness epidemic and then criticize my solution of making group chats about classified Yemeni war plans - ThreadSky

edsbs.bsky.social • 41 days ago

you can't complain about the male loneliness epidemic and then criticize my solution of making group chats about classified Yemeni war plans

“Sorry no one likes you, loser. My buddies love to hear details about our contingency planning for the mainland China invasion of Taiwan”

oh. OH. you gonna lock me up now for having a vibrant home life??

, said Brie Larson in ROOM (2015)

it's about FAMILY

you gonna fire me for putting the entire Pentagon listserv on the meal train app for Sandy's baby??? is that where we are now!!!!!

So you think it’s ok for me to be in a group chat with other women without my wife present?

You’re coming after me for flirting with the bartender and telling her things the nerds on the War Thunder forums could ever dream of knowing?!?!?!

ikepigott.com•41 days ago

ALL the kids and (ex)wives

there are no secrets among FAMILY

“Because of woke I can’t send pictures of my naked ripped body to random women that aren’t my wife. Now This?!?!”

He has definitely shared classified material with a CrossFit group chat right?

Incredible. Well done man

Is the cure to male loneliness sharing top secret American battle plans with your WoW Guild?

Man 1: "Hey man"
Man 2: "Ya man"
Man 1: "Wanna bomb somebody?"
Man 2: "Ye Men"
Man 1: "Great suggestion"

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