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Employee On Thin Ice After Taking Allotted Personal Day theonion.com/employe...

With both this and hypothetical things with tremendous political benefit such as being able to say “the Democratic Party supports a ban on all members of Congress trading individual stocks”, elected democrats are really telling us again and again that they care more about themselves than the country

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Here’s how the Virginia Democratic Party Chair responded to to my reporting on Connolly in December

Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.

I love hearing and seeing the phrase “Joe Rogan of the left”!

Michael Strahan Surpasses Diane Sawyer As Good Morning America’s All-Time Sack Leader theonion.com/michael...

The yin to @mattufford.bsky.social’s autumn man yang

The NYT must have a gas leak. Do not support this newspaper.

Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have

My god, Nathan Fielder is an absolute maniac (complimentary)

(does five minutes of research, discovers the ‘vaccines cause autism’ doctor later retracted his study and had his medical license revoked, thus making any subsequent claims dubious at best) Oh.

This is true in the same way that everybody with an iPhone got a shit U2 album

love a senator imploring regular citizens to fight back against tyranny. dawg you spent the last twenty years giving machine guns and tanks to traffic cops this is like pushing your toddler into the ring with ivan drago

Hegseth: Yo watching Andor tonite? Hegseth: You Me: dunno, maybe Hegseth: Looks pretty cool Hegseth: If you liked the first season Hegseth: Thinking about doing something like that in Yemen Me: Like what? Hegseth: Star Wars Me: okay

“HOLE or BOAT” is shorthand in the group chat for when one of us has to deal with this bullshit

What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates

ESPN announced the retirement of Lee Corso from GameDay

I will say this - EVERYONE with power seems to be desperately hoping that unpopularity does the work that consequences need to do

🗣️BALL DONT LIE

Trump to Bukele: "Home-growns are next. The home-growns. You gotta build about five more places. It's not big enough."

they are busy insider trading

American media grift cannibalizes American higher ed grift

There's a lot of ink spilled on how Democrats should win back low-info voters (particularly young men) with rightward shifts when "stop being weak and pathetic" is the better tack. The reason AOC gets respect from low-info voters is that she doesn't let people walk all over her the way Schumer does.

I wish I could be as bad at anything as the Dem Party apparatus is at everything. Not another fucking dime.

"We had two tragic deaths in the House Democratic Caucus; had those deaths not occurred last month, Republicans could not have even passed the bill today," Hakeem Jeffries says. What he doesn't mention is both deaths were of politicians in their 70s. One had cancer but ran for re-election anyway.

Worth noting that this passed by one vote and two Democratic congresspeople have died in office in the last six weeks.

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

The people who would prosecute insider trading all got fired already right?

FUCK I was just building a manufacturing facility!! It's 8 percent done FUCKKKKK

this is how the american economy is going to work for AT LEAST two entire years