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We have entered the "The police is saying that if the police is at your door you are not safe call the police immediately" stage of making America great again

submitted 4 hours ago • 173 comments

I live in a cave with my uncle

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

“This could poll well with midterm swing voters in Ohio” I remark sagely as I watch a fourth grader get bundled into an unmarked van at recess by armed and masked agents of the state.

submitted 4 days ago • 131 comments

If you can't reply to my posts that's because I don't want to hear from you specifically, that's why I did it

submitted 4 days ago • 18 comments

I love Devo and "Dare to be Stupid" is an absolute fucking banger that would 100% be on the Devo greatest hits record.

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

Statistically “America” is its cities. But we’re stuck with an 18th century political architecture that gives votes to cornfields & thus makes it politically viable to treat them as some kind of weird tumor.

submitted 5 days ago • 38 comments

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

submitted 5 days ago • 262 comments

not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser

submitted 7 days ago • 86 comments

Uesama, a hyperrealistic head on legs, promotes Sof’ ice cream.

submitted 7 days ago • 127 comments

There are two kinds of people; those who talk into a dildo like it’s a microphone, and those who talk into a pocket pussy like it’s a microphone

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

submitted 9 days ago • 643 comments

Those white South African refugees are going right back lol.

submitted 9 days ago • 64 comments

He heard everyone was talking about two awful annoying guys and felt left out

submitted 9 days ago • 11 comments

there are decades where no posting happens, there are weeks where years of posting happens

submitted 9 days ago • 33 comments

today

submitted 9 days ago • 92 comments

this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.

submitted 9 days ago • 429 comments

what a battle of the People Who Will Never Shut The Fuck Up this is going to be

submitted 9 days ago • 11 comments

Elon Musk, the genius visionary who could not predict that the guy who has betrayed every person he has ever met would betray him

submitted 9 days ago • 85 comments

TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President

submitted 9 days ago • 37 comments

funny how this, precisely this, happens to 100% of people who do business with either of those assholes

submitted 9 days ago • 15 comments

I cannot stress enough that there is a double digit percentage of the population of this nation of more than 300 million people who sincerely believe these are the two smartest men in America.

submitted 9 days ago • 20 comments

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him

submitted 9 days ago • 157 comments

Huge statement from the Joe Rogan of the left 👇

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

“And anyway,” I continue, raising my voice to be heard over the growing chorus of boos, “these so-called journalists…” An old bra catches on one of my air quote fingers and hangs limply until I am buried under a pile of refuse.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Blue Velvet is effective in part because it captures the dreamlike horror of your friend taking you to see one of their friends and it's just weird as hell

submitted 10 days ago • 30 comments

Senate Passes Bipartisan Resolution Preventing Themselves From Stopping Trump theonion.com/senate-...

submitted 11 days ago • 56 comments

Look this is pathetic but instructive because it’s not just about this lame creep it’s about the Overton window continuing to be moved so quickly by Trump’s criminality and lawlessness that bad people have reassessed their previous actions against the metric of “you can get away with anything.”

submitted 11 days ago • 27 comments

When I voted for Steve-O for President, it was because of his support for lowering inflation. I had no idea he would be stapling his nutsack to the Oval Office floor every day, and getting NFL field goal kickers to boot his nutsack across the room, and other frankly childish nutsack related follies.

submitted 12 days ago • 34 comments

at some point, you have to hand it to them. their commitment to doing nothing extends to even acting to protecting themselves.

submitted 12 days ago • 48 comments

Your group chats have made you soft and weak

submitted 12 days ago • 15 comments

Nancy Mace is a pathetic loser lol

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I can’t believe the media covered up the fact that a clear mental incompetent was running the government while out of his mind on drugs, despite it being widely known in DC circles, to preserve their access to the White House. There should be huge recriminations for this.

submitted 14 days ago • 336 comments

“Do it be fartin”

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Patreon.com/frotcast

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Employee On Thin Ice After Taking Allotted Personal Day theonion.com/employe...

submitted 22 days ago • 69 comments

With both this and hypothetical things with tremendous political benefit such as being able to say “the Democratic Party supports a ban on all members of Congress trading individual stocks”, elected democrats are really telling us again and again that they care more about themselves than the country

submitted 23 days ago • 5 comments