Unlocked the Child Projectile Vomiting in Our Bed at 2:45am achievement last night - ThreadSky

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michaelwhitney.lol • 82 days ago

Unlocked the Child Projectile Vomiting in Our Bed at 2:45am achievement last night

(Shudders in purple jello memories)

Next level is into your mouth!

I can barely handle seeing vomit. It goes on me and we are cooked

Luckily (for me) happened to Katey!

Oof, we just did the 3 day vomit-a-thon right before Thanksgiving. Time to go to urgent care for some Zofran. Good luck! 🤞

Sometimes you can see it right before it happens and even then, nottadamn thing you can do lol

Thank you for the birth control.

Just throw those sheets away.

lendami.co•82 days ago

🫡

So sorry but welcome to the club

This was also extra bad because we had no more clean sheets so I’ve been sleeping on a mattress protector under a robe

7thsphere.com•82 days ago

The WORST

I know that day is coming, and I dread it

I have dreaded it since before the kids were born. Made it 3 years 2 months.

This one didn't sleep til she was almost two. I'm hoping that the universe cuts us a few breaks on the toddler slide of sleep insanity

Bad news: he still doesn’t sleep in his own bed. Cooked

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