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jessbarn.bsky.social
Barefoot chubby wobbler/runner who is trying my best to stay connected to what is real and worth having in my life. Stay grounded and natural, don’t get messy in the made up bullshit. Fluent in sarcasm
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I feel like I should fake it and get stressed for the holiday. Everyone is adulting and doing their thing being miserable. We need to take control and change this holiday into something better. Make it joyful and bright.

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

I feel this… My kitchen is on the second floor. After making a few trips up and down my stairs I question if my windyness is normal or from being fat, should I back away from the kitchen or get a snack after I catch my breath.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I’m going to get back into running in 2025… I just wish this goal wasn’t starting so close to eating all these Christmas cookies at the end of 2024. Looks like it will be a rough start. But a fabulous end.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Gets a small inkling to activate my dating profile. First profile-"job and kids come first. I don't have much time for anything else so use my time wisely." Second profile-"I don't want a pen pal or to spend all my time texting. Don't waste my time. I think we are good here. Inkling gone.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

One of my biggest wins this year? Scoring two new friends who are down for low-key movie nights in pajamas. No drama, just pure comfort and snacks. That shit is hard at 40!

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

My mother hacked all over the place like a dirty toddler today. I didn’t want kids. Cover your mouth. Wash your hands. Don’t breathe on me. I’m oil infusing On Guard while drinking lemon ginger tea and doing a germ go away dance. Humans 😑

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Beautiful start to the day. Step outside onto the deck, breathe deep the cold winter air, wave to the poor mail man who sees my pjs often.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Outlander has me wishing I was waking up to start the fire, feed the animals, pick something wild and go trade with the natives. Can we have a redo? The white dudes gave it a go now let’s unplug it all and plug it back in to try again.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

Alarm clock goes off, I hit snooze and just lay in bed. I hear a snow plow go by and I’m like a child, I fling back my blankets and run for the window. Magical and beautiful! My whole world changed while I slept. #newsnow #newengland #energized

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

I never joined Twitter. I feel like you all need therapy after the breakup. Your ex comes up a lot and it doesn’t sound like it was a healthy relationship. And boasting about how many followers you have while only having a few engage with your post feels like a bad trait you got from your ex.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments