jessbarn.bsky.social
Barefoot chubby wobbler/runner who is trying my best to stay connected to what is real and worth having in my life. Stay grounded and natural, don’t get messy in the made up bullshit.
Fluent in sarcasm
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Will the police be looking for you?
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Zombie squirrels are being added to my 2025 BINGO card!
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Ohhhh I love this! I don't have any friends on it yet!
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At 40 I was adopted by a couple.. I think the only reason was so I have to pick Friday night take out places and they finally get to stop fighting over it. I fixed their marriage.
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I hope it helps! I woke up pissy the other day. Struggled through my morning. looked at the app at like noon and it was all..buckle up, estrogen is low & don’t doom scroll, eat these foods to help support your body. It’s validating and soooo helpful. Tips for foods, work, moods, sex, body & mind.
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This is not an ad lol truly mind blown by Stardust app. It has helped me understand my body oh so much and it’s a lot less of a shit show or me being confused.
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Where do I sign?!
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Let the bodies hit the floor… I might have visualized this in a more violent way.
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At 40 I still feel the need to laugh after a solid counting session.
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The whole bike that wide or just the seat? Just checking before I go looking…
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hate to brag but I got like 9 solid hours.
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Yes! I want to be thought of and included but definitely don’t want to go!
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I had never joined twitter. Thought I’d give this a try, we will see haha
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Yes! I left FB years ago because of this reason.
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ha! and the one man show does make me uncomfortable now. I see it as me being weird now. Just don't know what to share.
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I am new to social media. I've only used Instagram and used it lightly. I guess I never thought about the sharing part. Felt like I was taking their thoughts. If their post is doing well and I have a dead zone, why share their post? Truly learning this whole thing.
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I just tell the dog I don't like many people either.
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Happy tap dance of excitement does happen.
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I am a random person at the Discover Feed restaurant as well.
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It's a go to rewatch for sure! It is a brilliant story to know and amazing movie! Was thrilled to see your post!
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Congratulations on your freedom. It will be a good New Year ❤️
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Need help or tips on what to do with the body?
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Could fit, yes. Could get a frozen body that was slowly shutting down up and not tip over the chick.. no.
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We kill how many with our cars, its lovely they finally figured out they need to strike while we are not in the hard shell. Pay back for sure
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And I’m aware I’d freeze to death at a young age and starve but it’s about the Native Americans being able to thrive and survive.
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Ummmm over used your knees and butthole? A true wild glimpse into your life.
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Even more so when the A keeps sticking.
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Yes, very good point!
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My whole family just had a good laugh. Thank you!
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Children are worse gifts. Way longer commitment and not easy to get them into a shelters.
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They are already aware…
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Humans are disgusting stupid animals too. Let’s be fair. lol
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This is my sister to me whenever I solve the movie at the start. “Then there would be no movie.”
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I give them a chance first. Get up to check out what we are barking at. “Oh my god! That cat again. You tell him!” Or it’s “I see nothing and I’m disappointed in you both.” But if it’s someone at the door I pump them up until I know it’s safe and give a “thank you! It’s all good.. I got this.”
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Just be sure to nibble them down evenly throughout the day.
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How fast will they grow back after eating them?
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Sounded like there was a correlation between the two and shit was getting real 😂😂😂 This is kind of a let down.
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What the hell did you do?!?
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It's always game over way too soon after you get pulling and squeezing their knob.
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Men want to turn women that would be with them into their mothers to take care of them and look at women they can't have to get off. I myself want to skip the man and just look/read fun stuff that I can help me get off by myself... and get to finish. lol