Inside of you are two woolly jumping spiders. These are them specifically. Their names are Gary and Isidore. They like to host dinner parties. - ThreadSky

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ianfortey.bsky.social • 26 days ago

Inside of you are two woolly jumping spiders. These are them specifically. Their names are Gary and Isidore. They like to host dinner parties.

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almahawes.bsky.social•26 days ago

I love these guys

hbtwfund.bsky.social•25 days ago

Cute 🕸️

omn1-acastle.bsky.social•25 days ago

Cute 😍

juliaann.bsky.social•26 days ago

This is the first and only time I have EVER liked a post about spiders.

ianfortey.bsky.social•25 days ago

Gary and Isidore sometimes co-host with Ned and Lysander. Lysander, of course, drinks.

skeeters2025.bsky.social•25 days ago

Okay. What's going on here? 😱

pittsburghmrs.bsky.social•26 days ago

I am INSTANTLY invested in Gary and Isidore. Who comes to the parties? What do they serve? What’s the talk like after all the guests leave!?! We need to know more!

ianfortey.bsky.social•26 days ago

Other small, woolly friends attend. They serve tapas and usually international cuisines based on pre-arranged themes. The guests enjoy their whimsy and Isidore's commitment to the aforementioned themes. They're widely enjoyed gatherings.

pittsburghmrs.bsky.social•26 days ago

Thank you for this 🙏 Made my night 😊

christinex.bsky.social•26 days ago

Why do they argue sooo much???!
Yet still we love them.

kunyka.bsky.social•25 days ago

I love Jumpers. Nature made them being as hilarious as possible.

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