What I love most about this is that the lower bracket is literally minimum wage - ThreadSky

jonnelledge.bsky.social • 23 days ago

What I love most about this is that the lower bracket is literally
minimum wage

Reposted from Andy

Guys, I’ve just seen the worst job advert in the world. Absolute state of this.

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Having read, what passes for, the job description I already hate the CEO. Given that the salary range starts at minimum wage I hate the CFO and HR team too.

paularead.bsky.social•23 days ago

Low pay and working on a 'high potential for' commission?
🤣

oldmansteptoe.bsky.social•22 days ago

“Call your mom”. Mom? Unless they’re brummies they can fuck off

jenbren.bsky.social•22 days ago

And that's on the assumption that "only" 40 hours a week is worked.

mrpmharrison.bsky.social•23 days ago

The wage range is a brilliant punchline. It actually reads like a piece of well-constructed comedy.

'NO LIMITS!!!'*

*£45k pa is the limit.

paularead.bsky.social•23 days ago

But high potential for commissions, so there's that!

mrpmharrison.bsky.social•23 days ago

INSANE commissions potential!

paularead.bsky.social•23 days ago

The lower the pay, the higher the potential!

rosamundi.bsky.social•23 days ago

Tell me that you don't have a competent HR department without, etc...

alistaircoleman.bsky.social•23 days ago

You have to CONQUER the HR department in trial by combat to get the higher end salary.

rosamundi.bsky.social•23 days ago

Talk about setting people up to fail, I wouldn't pick a fight with my HR department.

alistaircoleman.bsky.social•23 days ago

Relax. They're just *saying* they were the second SAS man on the balcony in the Iranian Embassy siege, but they probably weren't.

zenlike.bsky.social•23 days ago

Making legally compliant job offers is for losers, I guess.

eiphel.bsky.social•23 days ago

It gets better. They were mocking the web page in the replies, and the company pulled their website, so they're reading the thread. Then Shiv Ramdas added that the job is selling colostomy bags.

rigg.lgbt•23 days ago

.... oh. My. God.

ggreig.com•23 days ago

Wow. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

ubfriccardo.bsky.social•23 days ago

That puts the line "rejection is just foreplay" in a new and unwelcome light.

rigg.lgbt•23 days ago

🤢

4u5t0.bsky.social•23 days ago

I… I… I kinda hope that this is Business To Business (convincing colostomy clinics to switch brands) rather that Business To Consumer (cold calling members of the public to check if they need a colostomy bag and if so would they consider this brand).

eiphel.bsky.social•22 days ago

Yeah, I assume so. I actually have a stoma, and whilst ultimately I can choose the manufacturer I want, I would expect they are essentially looking for someone to go to the trade shows and give samples to stoma care nurses and stuff, not someone to try and persuade people like me directly.

verycentrist.bsky.social•23 days ago

Parking yourself in someones living room and refusing to leave until they sign up.

auberjeangenie.bsky.social•22 days ago

It makes more sense when you consider they're looking for someone unhinged enough that they'll attempt to remove a stranger's healthy bowel.

alic.bsky.social•22 days ago

Their Facebook page is... well .

tokitaneko.bsky.social•23 days ago

Omg so my comment about douchebags was nearly accurate

davegrahammusic.bsky.social•21 days ago

As Sting once memorably sang "Don't stand so..don't stand so colostomy"

m-rd.bsky.social•23 days ago

I can smell the coke sweat and paco rabanne through my phone

mariegardiner.bsky.social•23 days ago

'Prove you're worth our time. Your move'

Hahahaha

sanakism.bsky.social•23 days ago

To be fair, at least they're actually citing a salary range. That puts it at second-worst job advert ever as an absolute minimum!

angelm16.bsky.social•23 days ago

Is nobody going to mention the super-creepy bit about rejection?! 😱
That's a one way ticket to HR - assuming they actually HAVE an HR department.

awp.christies.org.uk•22 days ago

The anti-stuttering comment suggests they do not in fact have anyone minding their HR practices.

tomnicholls.bsky.social•23 days ago

Well, at least they are being honest (I've had a few jobs that have turned out like that and so I rapidly decided to "conquer" somewhere else).

benpobjie.bsky.social•23 days ago

But with INSANE COMMISSION POTENTIAL

jennreads.bsky.social•23 days ago

“We will pay you poorly to harass people, unless we decide not to pay you at all.”

rebeccakcooney.bsky.social•22 days ago

"Rejection is just foreplay"
And yet somehow this company is going to shocked, shocked and disappointed when it comes that they they have a culture of sexual harassment.

jonnelledge.bsky.social•22 days ago

yes that one's a red flag so vast it's visible from space isn't it

rebeccakcooney.bsky.social•22 days ago

I suppose at least they are being "clear communicators" about it

hailthefatkid.bsky.social•23 days ago

That makes me cringe like a Fudd.

lucyantal.bsky.social•23 days ago

Written by someone who thinks Andrew Tate is reasonable.

ukseennotseen.bsky.social•23 days ago

theangelremiel.bsky.social•23 days ago

Having looked into the company who put this ad up, they look like they do deliberately edgy shit ads to go viral. This is the header image on their Facebook page