Anyone in the US looking for an extra 1.6 billion bushels of feed corn? Anyone? We got your hot feed corn here, right on the cob. Open those wallets and fill your pantries with pure, uncut, straight from the field feed corn. - ThreadSky

caseinmicelles.bsky.social • 15 hours ago

Anyone in the US looking for an extra 1.6 billion bushels of feed corn? Anyone? We got your hot feed corn here, right on the cob. Open those wallets and fill your pantries with pure, uncut, straight from the field feed corn.

Reposted from Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈

Come ON man just ban all trade with other countries at this point and get it over with.

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jadehawk.bsky.social•15 hours ago

"have fun" *lolsob* so many farms are going to be so very fucked

dmnd.me•15 hours ago

Have fun (turning 20% of ag production previously meant for export into domestic production within 6 months)

merveille.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Did Trump just tell farmers to get fucked?

caseinmicelles.bsky.social•9 hours ago

I'm not sure if that's what he meant, but that's certainly how it reads.

merveille.bsky.social•9 hours ago

"Have fun!"

merveille.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Like, it's already a fuck you and he ended it with "Have fun!"

marktspence.bsky.social•15 hours ago

*cronch* *cronch* Eww--this is kinda gross and rubbery, but still...

nemanjabb.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Yet another step in treating his own voters like cattle.

caseinmicelles.bsky.social•15 hours ago

There's probably a joke in there about Musk using cattle-industry timed AI breeding techniques in his personal life, but I'm not making it.

nemanjabb.bsky.social•15 hours ago

I'm happy to stay away from it as well.

dreadpiratezed.bsky.social•15 hours ago

How is it possible that we're simultaneously drowning in feed corn AND (metaphorically) eating the seed corn?

encomium.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Lol

friendpanda.bsky.social•15 hours ago

It’s the “Have fun!” bit at the end that makes it exceptionally tone deaf.

caseinmicelles.bsky.social•15 hours ago

I'm very sad that I have all-day meetings tomorrow because I NEED the old guy hay auction chatter injected straight into my veins. I'm like [ ] this close to sending my husband just to do a temperature check.

friendpanda.bsky.social•15 hours ago

DO EEEEET

friendpanda.bsky.social•14 hours ago

PS https://youtu.be/5UcgcjxlAGY?si=iO91qV18GIkMgPY4

tdarook.bsky.social•13 hours ago

4 of the biggest ag crops in Indiana are corn, soybeans, pork and duck. I'm sure those are all for domestic consumption......

rattmathkamp.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Have fun?!?!

meekorouse.bsky.social•15 hours ago

As someone who likes corn on pizza but this doesn’t sound viable…

generalmusician.bsky.social•15 hours ago

It has the juice 😇
Have a corntastic day!

themontgomery.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Seems like this is real bad even if we *hadn't* propagandized Americans into believing eating vegetables turns you gay!

moritherapy.bsky.social•14 hours ago

It's still a problem, though. The more zucchini I eat, the queerer I get.

caseinmicelles.bsky.social•14 hours ago

That seems like it tracks.

mattvanhorn.com•15 hours ago

Better start finding some innovative uses for alfalfa, too.

We're gonna have 2.86 million metric tons extra, just laying around.

caseinmicelles.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Cost of corn goes down, then the cost of hay goes down to compete with corn, then the cost of milk and beef go down, then farms fail.

mattvanhorn.com•14 hours ago

Then Monsanto buys them all, gets a monopoly, and the price of milk goes up to $20 gallon.

matociquala.bsky.social•15 hours ago

I liked having an economy. It was nice while it lasted.

caseinmicelles.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Maybe we can ramp up scrambled tofu production from all those soybeans to cover the cost of eggs.

caseinmicelles.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Honestly, this is such a fucking travesty that you *need* to make fun of it.

matociquala.bsky.social•15 hours ago

This regime is disassembling the economy and infrastructure and signing us up to alliances with Putin. It's fabulous.

You kind of have to laugh. That croaking, gasping laugh of absolute horror.

caseinmicelles.bsky.social•15 hours ago

A lot of people who considered themselves safe are going to find out how vulnerable they really are, and a lot of people who are vulnerable are about to get absolutely fucked.

matociquala.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Yup.

I feel like those of us paying attention are the parents giving each other the grim stare over the kitchen table in late October of 1929, while the kids argue about who took the last piece of chicken.

tonyrenner97.bsky.social•15 hours ago

“Ultimately, you’re going to see the system collapse and an interruption of benefits,” O’Malley said. “I believe you will see that within the next 30 to 90 days.”

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/01/doge-actions-may-cause-social-security-benefit-interruption-ex-agency-head.html

rivikah.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Load it on to trucks and dump it in front of the White House?

caseinmicelles.bsky.social•15 hours ago

A golf course covered in shelled corn would be a beautiful image.

rivikah.bsky.social•15 hours ago

These kinds of protests go great with a nice long anticipatory convoy.

ronowen.bsky.social•15 hours ago

According to the Homebrewers Association, you can use dried field corn to make the mash for making moonshine. It's not the preferred method, but it will work.
Might be the makings for a lot of home based businesses.

caseinmicelles.bsky.social•14 hours ago

A new prohibition could fix this overage.

ronowen.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Sure, make something Illegal and everybody wants it.

asrothstein.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Cornhole is going to become the national sport. Putting corn in your tailpipe instead of a potato will be the hot new prank. Grits will be required on every menu.

moritherapy.bsky.social•14 hours ago

He's like a 5 year old who thinks money comes out of an ATM.

moritherapy.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Apologies to 5 y olds. If you take 3 min to explain to them it's more involved than that they get it.

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