I am ordering Elon Musk to email me a list of 5 things he did to avoid SpaceX’s Starship explosion and if he’s unable to provide me with an adequate list within the next 2 days, he loses all government subsidies and he’s on the next rocket ship to Mars. - ThreadSky

out5p0ken.bsky.social • 4 days ago

I am ordering Elon Musk to email me a list of 5 things he did to avoid SpaceX’s Starship explosion and if he’s unable to provide me with an adequate list within the next 2 days, he loses all government subsidies and he’s on the next rocket ship to Mars.

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dkm54.bsky.social•4 days ago

How fast can we send him?

paulakeys142.bsky.social•4 days ago

And I'm wondering why the extra crispy Christians don't have a problem with his white South African ass being never married with 14 kids. Trump and Elon makes the hypocrisy just as deep and bright!

ade1160.bsky.social•4 days ago

And , with the present reliability of his Rockets , that could be quite a short trip.

krru.bsky.social•4 days ago

Mars ho! 🤣

unsurprised.bsky.social•4 days ago

I 2nd that whole heartily....

cody-s.bsky.social•4 days ago

Before he goes be sure to tell him that the radiation on the surface isn’t anywhere near as bad as once thought. He’ll be fine. 😏

michcam.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤣🤣 That would be Awesome

easternwiseguy.bsky.social•3 days ago

hookcity.bsky.social•4 days ago

Within 2 days, that's pretty generous of you

out5p0ken.bsky.social•4 days ago

Planning my party

debwalli.bsky.social•4 days ago

yes

jake2404663.bsky.social•3 days ago

He's too busy. Business is booming.

kalavender.bsky.social•4 days ago

Would love to see it.

hey.rupert.murdochbait.click•4 days ago

Just cut off Musk's global drug supply chain.

dsharpless.bsky.social•4 days ago

The ride to Mars better be on one of his rockets 💥

beelzebl0b.bsky.social•4 days ago

The hell with Mars.. just stuff him in there, point the rocket at the Sun and let gravity do its job.

tallphoenix.bsky.social•4 days ago

I’d vote for that. 👍

bluewind55.bsky.social•3 days ago

I LIKE THAT IDEA! Why don't ALL of us send the MUSK-RAT a request for 5 things he's done ! IMAGINE.. thousands of people ORDERING him to tell them 5 things(different) he's done! THE response would be HILLARIOUS!

bluewind55.bsky.social•3 days ago

Give him a 'little' taste of his own medicine !

joanne47.bsky.social•4 days ago

Best post today💙

dfarber1959.bsky.social•4 days ago

From 1961 to 2023 NASA had 4 failures. Apollo 1, Apollo 13, Challenger, and Columbia. SpaceX has had 8. There is no place in space exploration for entities seeking a return on investment beyond safely exploring space.

justsomeliberaldem.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤣 🤣 🤣

Perfect!

garyparafinczuk.bsky.social•4 days ago

Clever!

iwonta.bsky.social•4 days ago

With no option to return.

aqua-obscura.bsky.social•4 days ago

Can we just do he goes on the next SpaceX launch, I am sure he has confidence he wont Sexplode...

revansvt.bsky.social•4 days ago

A more than reasonable request.

out5p0ken.bsky.social•4 days ago

Obvi

pitbullmtkerr.bsky.social•4 days ago

Mars astronaut mission will never happen. Humans can’t live outside biosphere. It takes months for astronaut to recover from space mission. NASA said between 1 -10 difficulty landing on Mars. Is a 20.

vibezjuneau.bsky.social•4 days ago

😂😂

voshka.bsky.social•4 days ago

DOGEE
Department of Grifter Eradication

wildblueyonder00.bsky.social•3 days ago

He wants to go to Mars though. And I say, he has to go on that journey riding on a spacecraft just like the one that just exploded.

kathycaliving1.bsky.social•4 days ago

At this point, it seems like the Musk rockets that haven’t exploded were because of sheer luck.

debscheetzam.bsky.social•4 days ago

Love

frankjones25.bsky.social•4 days ago

Also ask Musk if he is taking a single drug or a combination of drugs.

out5p0ken.bsky.social•4 days ago

Yes.

johnpaulhi.bsky.social•3 days ago

One way. Or maybe half way…

passiflora8.bsky.social•4 days ago

Hilarious.

infraredchris.bsky.social•3 days ago

His email is out there. I just saw someone posted it. Hopefully someone will email him that question.

lindsaybergersacks.bsky.social•4 days ago

Please DO keep us posted.

out5p0ken.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’ll send an email

adewright.bsky.social•4 days ago

El Kaboom has some ‘splaining to do

lmurch.iwsyn.org•4 days ago

Seems fair. I look forward to his response/expulsion.

putawomanincharge.bsky.social•2 days ago

💥🔥

murray104.bsky.social•4 days ago

Without a space suit!

juhneenhowe.bsky.social•4 days ago

You have just as much authority as he does

updilprof.bsky.social•4 days ago

He doesn’t care about airplanes ✈️ safety in the area. He just wants it done.

lainydapain.bsky.social•4 days ago

👽 A Representative of Mars said in an emergency a townhall "He's your problem now" more news updates to follow. 😜

billhine.bsky.social•4 days ago

Mars ain't far enough. 🚀

chuckberry.bsky.social•4 days ago

I want to know 5 things he's doing about the #Tesla stock freefall.

psychobob4q2.bsky.social•4 days ago

stevebuttercase.bsky.social•4 days ago

Perfect

ronikmarci.bsky.social•4 days ago

Smart.

veryvaluable.bsky.social•4 days ago

No need to wait until there’s a Mars rocket!

He can just take the next SpaceX test flight.

(Maybe if he spent a few days in the office things wouldn’t blow up—oh wait! He’s not even a rocket engineer.)