Sexiest Man Alive implies there’s an even sexier corpse that needs to be excluded from consideration - ThreadSky

It's Paul Newman, man wrecks the curve on any plane of existence.

Happy to see him handily winning the comments section BTW.

I like that you can say "sexy dead guy" and everyone is like "you mean Paul Newman?" 💀❤️‍🔥

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lukelukeluke.bsky.social•423 days ago

That does seem to be the consensus, that or vampires or the guy from BG3

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immaculatepizza.bsky.social•423 days ago

James Dean still eating Chris Evans's lunch to this day.

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ambientologa.bsky.social•440 days ago

It's just a disclaimer to make sure they are not taking Paul Newman into account.

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tonemilazzo.com•423 days ago

Way more than one.

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ofnadwy.bsky.social•424 days ago

https://the-toast.net/tag/the-sexiest-man-alive/

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followthelemur.bsky.social•456 days ago

I fell down this rabbit hole last week...
https://bugle.fandom.com/wiki/Hotties_From_History
It's probably Joanna the Mad

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lukelukeluke.bsky.social•456 days ago

That was a good read

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followthelemur.bsky.social•456 days ago

That's a fairly accurate representation of the unhinged nature of the show.

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benhammerhead.bsky.social•469 days ago

And the frozen ones too

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grillzombie.bsky.social•358 days ago

I don't think dead people can look sexier than you. ;-)

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lukelukeluke.bsky.social•358 days ago

Help! Help! I’m being flattered!

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dangerpixel.com•358 days ago

OK so the important thing is to immediately think of all the things wrong with you that the flatterer may not know about

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lukelukeluke.bsky.social•358 days ago

I was born with a perfect body and brain do those count

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dangerpixel.com•358 days ago

oh, well, in that case you are beyond my help

you might just have to believe them

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lukelukeluke.bsky.social•358 days ago

Pretty good soul, too

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dangerpixel.com•358 days ago

this will also help to destroy their credibility, because the LAST thing you want is to just believe them

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grrlysquirrel.bsky.social•388 days ago

That's an excellent point, Luke. You're a mushroom connoisseur and a deep thinker? Would you be my best friend?

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lukelukeluke.bsky.social•388 days ago

BFF friends forever 🫶

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grrlysquirrel.bsky.social•388 days ago

Yes! https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-dance-S5h4gvxxc1qlG

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lukelukeluke.bsky.social•388 days ago

GIFS WORK?

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blakethebutcher.bsky.social•388 days ago

Yes and no lol

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grrlysquirrel.bsky.social•388 days ago

Yep

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dfluke.net•388 days ago

only as link cards from giphy and Tenor atm - and users' client must be set to display the media in-app (Settings - Media Preferences)

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ratgrrl.bsky.social•388 days ago

Yeah, so of course I forgot and posted a gif from somewhere else yesterday and kept staring at it wondering why it didn't work. Thanks for solving that mystery. 🤦‍♀️

I think they are up to v1.67 now, but before v1.63 gifs won't work.
https://bsky.app/profile/bsky.app/post/3kiljv6jsle2i

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crisiscake.bsky.social•469 days ago

I feel like checking whether this is true is basically the premise of Frankenstein

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headintheclouds.bsky.social•463 days ago

Thus the phrase “dead sexy”

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purinos.bsky.social•423 days ago

A lot of good answers for Sexiest Man Dead, but the category also excludes Sexiest Theoretical Man. The idea of the sexiest man that people think of but doesn't actually exist.

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lukelukeluke.bsky.social•423 days ago

Do you mean Penisfingers from the film Penisfingers

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nebulousmenace.bsky.social•423 days ago

I assumed Rasputin , but I will admit to not doing the research.

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dagsly.bsky.social•469 days ago

Because Yul Brynner died.

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joshdobbin.bsky.social•469 days ago

all time champ-peen, Barnabas Collins.

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buckmeister.bsky.social•469 days ago

Sexiest Man and the two sub categories; Dead and Alive

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lukelukeluke.bsky.social•469 days ago

Congratulations you are the new People Magazine editor

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mynameisbruce.fyi•252 days ago

Corpses: They're Just Like Us!

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quick13.bsky.social•469 days ago

Well sure, there are plenty of sexy dead guys right? Paul Newman, James Dean, Bruce Lee, Paul Robeson come to mind.

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lukelukeluke.bsky.social•469 days ago

I’d love to see a living person named sexiest man but only as their younger self

“Sexiest Man Alive is… Elliot Gould when he was 35”

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funkaspuck.bsky.social•252 days ago

The sexy yet to be is the sexy for me. The data suggests, should mankind survive, peak sexy will be achieved in 3169.

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rabagast.bsky.social•469 days ago

vampires are known to be very sexy

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99thredballoon.bsky.social•469 days ago

They phased out Sexiest Man Dead after Michael Hutchence won it for 10 years on the trot

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capnmarrrrk.bsky.social•469 days ago

The Kennedys had it pulled because he kept beating out JFK Jr.

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lukelukeluke.bsky.social•469 days ago

Boris Becker, is he dead?

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99thredballoon.bsky.social•469 days ago

Not yet, but he's gone to seed

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piattodelgatto.bsky.social•388 days ago

Ngl I've seen some hot mummies

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lukelukeluke.bsky.social•388 days ago

Oo yeah, have you seen the mummy from The Mummy?

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dreid63.bsky.social•469 days ago

Ha, ha!

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itsjustaname.bsky.social•423 days ago

Bowie. It's Bowie.

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myownpetard.bsky.social•252 days ago

wow is this post the gift that keeps on giving or what

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lukelukeluke.bsky.social•252 days ago

Hell yeah

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myownpetard.bsky.social•252 days ago

😁

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afbourque.bsky.social•423 days ago

David Bowie.

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barit0wned.bsky.social•469 days ago

The corpse is Paul Newman

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darkoverlordofdata.com•469 days ago

I Love The De

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mariondeeds.bsky.social•469 days ago

"He'd have taken the crown if only he weren't dead."

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heyimandreas.bsky.social•464 days ago

Ping @eeriedearie.bsky.social pga weird goth vibe

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eeriedearie.bsky.social•464 days ago

Haha ja, rebluppade den häromdagen :D <3

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maliceunchained.bsky.social•423 days ago

Not gonna lie, this made me laugh quite a bit 😁

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luke-minded.bsky.social•388 days ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver_Synod

To determine the true winner requires a cadaver synod

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lukelukeluke.bsky.social•388 days ago

That’s metal af

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luke-minded.bsky.social•388 days ago

There's a great podcast about it https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0f3kqpl?partner=uk.co.bbc&origin=share-mobile highly recommended, whole series is great if you like history and interesting and funny telling of it

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lukelukeluke.bsky.social•388 days ago

Oh hell yeah

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