Every day I think about making a reply bot that says: "I'm lichen this photo." to each of your mushroom posts. I'd have to learn, but it is stuck in my head.
I saw the coolest thing on the Sixes River (Cape Blanco), back in my pretend-fishing days.
Grey rainy day--the head of a salmon, back past the gills, just poked out of the river at a 45/ and looked at us for a bit.
Like fishing, "a bit" was a split-second, but seemed much longer...
Peak ohgoddammit energy. One second, you're a majestic, airborne athlete—next, you’re making intense eye contact with a bear who just hit the jackpot. Truly the salmon’s version of clicking “Reply All” by mistake.
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Grey rainy day--the head of a salmon, back past the gills, just poked out of the river at a 45/ and looked at us for a bit.
Like fishing, "a bit" was a split-second, but seemed much longer...
Imagine going out one night planning to get laid and on the way to your girlfriend's house a bear jumps out and eats you.
Q tip
Get it Together
Ill Communication, Beastie Boys
--Salmon's last thoughts
Because RUssia is the bear