You’re gonna have to pry my Circle deals from my cold dead hands.
Reposted from Cult of Personality
All women do is:

Lie
Shop at target
Scroll Amazon
Not eat
Watch shows involving crime and law
Neglect their check engine light
Say “AAAAAAYYYYYY” when they favorite song come on in the club
Take over the whole bed
Ask if you ate knowing they haven’t eaten

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