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Me and my Brigade of Bumble BFF Bad Bitches walking into the club (ok, brunch) sending out our best loose canon vibe. #SunshineOnTheReaping #District12TypeShit #HaymitchAndNem #SuzanneCollinsPutHerFootInThisBook #PresidentSnowBeenABitchHisWholeLife #WeekendTings

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THREAD: In 2023, I received an envelope with no return address. Inside was a flash drive containing tens of 1000s of secret files. It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.

submitted 91 days ago • 897 comments

Deadass, the only thing weed is a gateway to for me is a clean apartment and/or a creative new snack.

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You’re gonna have to pry my Circle deals from my cold dead hands.

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Given that ChatGPT has time based restraints, I’m gonna need a prorated refund for this down time. We all are. Get that checkbook ready OpenAI

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4th gen Libra 🙌🏾 Me, my mama, her mama and HER mama - all Libras. 💁🏽‍♀️

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Yes! Let’s air out this imposter ass substance. It’s the Shaun King of sweets…

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

Can’t lie, getting strong Michael Scoffield vibes from WA(P)luigi. Everything about that arrest screams “Aha, I wanted to go to jail.” Anybody see any tats? 👀

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The person who dropped a dime on The Claims Adjuster being a Boomer tracks. Far too many of them never outgrew their hall monitor tendencies 🙄 That’s why they like HOAs. Weirdos. GO LAY DOWN!

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Aye, fuck right Twix. #LeftTwix4Life

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I’m late as shit to the convo, but that whole Jessica Chastain/Jet Blue sitch felt a lot like class solidarity on her end. Then again, I fucks with Jessica Chastain in general so…

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You know who else pardoned his son all of his sins?

submitted 125 days ago • 46 comments

Might I add, we ain’t shackin up if we live in an apartment

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To be fair, Regina wasn’t entirely wrong when she said Janice was obsessed with her.

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Look, I don’t care if it was 18 years ago - men were fucking the Butterball turkeys?! And not just fucking the dead ones, but also full on sexually abusing the alive ones? ACCA-SCUSE ME?! A bear would never…

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Dating pool?? Chile, I can’t even swim

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Imma let Lawry’s finish, but Tony has one of the best “put it on ayy-thang” seasonings of all time.

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Sooo, she’s been booted from of The Cookout AND The Barbie? What she gone do if the Russians don’t let her into The Putluck?

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I talked to journalists and writers who have found a larger and more engaged audience for their work on Bluesky, without having to see “AI bots and Nazis” at the top of their replies. www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-...

submitted 126 days ago • 51 comments

Introduce yourself as a Black TV character #Blacksky

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what’s dating you like? (Using one gif/meme)

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This smells heavily of actions meeting consequences. You gotta be a bonafide trash bucket for someone to serve you with divorce papers not only 2 days after Thanksgiving but also on your birthday. I wonder if she’s gonna make him pay for brunch…

submitted 126 days ago • 1 comment

Me on Twitter vs me on Bluesky

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Word on the skeet is that there’s a secret-yet-not-so-secret Bernie Bro to MAGA Hoe pipeline. That jives swimmingly with my French Vanilla Fantasy™️ cause that perpetually disheveled octogenarian been giving me sus/opportunist/performative vibes.

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Eggnog radiates the same nefarious energy as jellied meats, and for that reason, Sharks, I’m out.

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Not to be a size queen, but a 0.5mm pen tip can’t do shit for me. I’m more heavy handed than a Tyler Perry Message™️ - I will bend that shit IMMEEJUTLY. Can’t just be me. Bold point squad, where y’all at?

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Your favorite culture’s favorite culture 😉

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Me, to Ellis, in every single scene. At least Dale contributed by cooking for the people. All Ellis does is draw Fatima and take up more square footage than he should be allowed. #FROM #FROMily

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