Is gay, drinks gay: kirby
Is gay, drinks straight: bowser
Is straight, drinks straight: roy
Is straight, drinks gay: dr mario (too tired to drink straight)
Game and watch honorable mention in that they are too afraid to drink because they will miss their flat mouth and spill which is like drinkgay
I havent played Melee since middle school and that was back when we all agreed to ban Ganon for being "OP" in my freind group, but I'll take your word for it my friend
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Is gay, drinks straight: bowser
Is straight, drinks straight: roy
Is straight, drinks gay: dr mario (too tired to drink straight)
Game and watch honorable mention in that they are too afraid to drink because they will miss their flat mouth and spill which is like drinkgay