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not being able to anti air jumping idiots with Ed consistently because his DP is 11f is fucking stupid, why would I even wanna play him at this point when I can just pick Ryu and do everything Ed does but better?

We gotta take back The Punisher from the right wing losers and I will do this by becoming a Punisher one trick in MV

the "inner demon" trope is the best anime trope there is and you cannot go wrong with it, even the worst of the trope is decent whilst producing CONSISTENT bangers just legitimate 10 out of 10s

if the Ali act actually gets repealed Dana White will be shot dead by a masked polish man a week later and I can assure you all of that

has there ever been a more tired mom?

Americans, just wanna let you guys know its best to learn how to make stuff like pipe bombs, molotovs and doohickeys before the government starts to bring out the secret police on everyone else and you suddenly lose access to firearms and knowledge of the aforementioned tools of rebellion.

how do I stop my stupid fuck animals from shitting all over the floor and dying in Cult of the Lamb

@drifters.bsky.social you got sent a big DM for whenever you are ready to read it also thanks for replying oomf we should play Marvel Rivals sometime fr fr

Konami made the COOLEST obscure reference for their Banlist update announcement and I haven't seen a single Yu-Gi-Oh! Creator talk about it yet??

petition for Trump to start sending Blanka players to the salvador death camps instead of immigrants cause at least Blanka players deserve it

I aint ever buying that GOON bro

randomly remembered one of my favorite posts

@drifters.bsky.social dms

these fucking scrimblos have been rocking swastika head tattoos for years but no one was brave enough to call it out imo

Perhaps it's my own disillusionment speaking, but there's something almost refreshing seeing a mask-off demonstration that mascot platformers have become a symbol for the online-right.

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

no seriously imagine if every character in your favourite FG had a unreactable +4 on hit overhead that could not be defended against using your universal system mechanics meant for defence. its fucking pathetic that this franchise ever got to the heights it has.

tekken lows are the most spammable shit ever and make the game fundamentally more offensive than defensive but tekken players dont realise this cause they dont play other games

Im gonna make a farm of these

Emilia ReZero went from no one liking her being arguably the best non-Subaru character in ReZero

America is now under actual genuine fascist rule and these mfs STILL refuse to just kill the politicians that let this happen.

non-FE fans cannot comprehend how big of a difference there is between how Marth and Ike are viewed through a historical lens. Marth was a good king, Ike was a legendary hero chosen by the Gods. His actions so grand people questioned whether he even existed thousands of years after his death.

this how I be lookin hanging out with fujos

trying to get a Fujoshi to read The Witcher books is like trying to show a 47 year old veteran K-ON!

guy posted a suicide note on the Shitpostemblem subreddit and people turned it into a copypasta 💀

okay so hear me out