sorry about the posts i was bought by a private equity firm - ThreadSky

sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social • 17 days ago

sorry about the posts i was bought by a private equity firm

private sexily squirm

no worries.
need any pants? this is a going out of business post.

I hope you like being stuffed with debt.

sweetie pi incorporated

tomorrow i’ll be publicly traded

private iniquity firm amirite

Hello, I would like to offer myself up as an investment opportunity for 10k $Canadian / month. Thank you.

AR

#plarp

Tell us if it was Blackstone, then we know exactly how viscious to be in response

byronpdye.com•17 days ago

Oh, that's why the ingredient list got so much longer...On the bright side, you'll last forever on the shelf!

I wonder if it was the same one

nooooooooo 😭

dawg all my friends getting acquired, i feel left out 😔

be happy about it, dly, tomorrow i’m being forced to do sponsored posts for crest whitening strips™️

meny.lol•17 days ago

You gotta figure out how to monetize rn deedot is just burning money

Sorry that my private equity firm has been bought out by another private equity firm

Capitalism eating itself for the sake of greed.

I hope they don't do to you what they did to the American dream.

Theres “selling out” and there’s “being sold out”

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