I got angry at a saltine cracker today, in case you're curious about how my mental health is doing. - ThreadSky

justcallmefrank.bsky.social • 2 days ago

I got angry at a saltine cracker today,
in case you're curious about how my mental health is doing.

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thomasantonson.bsky.social•2 days ago

Saltines can be very irritating—especially when they break when you’re trying to butter them.

justcallmefrank.bsky.social•1 day ago

That would have also made me angry. lol
Mine wouldn't get out of the package.

glen-toogood49.bsky.social•1 day ago

Why? What did it say?

fallssquatter.bsky.social•2 days ago

They CAN be annoying...😐

screamingcolor13.bsky.social•2 days ago

I broke down crying when the 13yo told me the DuoLingo (virtual) owl died.

So…yeah, you are seen.

justcallmefrank.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤍

jasontheaverage.bsky.social•2 days ago

They’re so damn salty.

koolkaryn.bsky.social•2 days ago

😅😂

godhatesyeast.bsky.social•2 days ago

edgy

salty

fuck that cracker

dawnalene.bsky.social•2 days ago

I got out of bed and dressed myself so I could lie* on top of my bed.

*Is it lie or lay? 🥺

justcallmefrank.bsky.social•2 days ago

I'm not sure. I always get confused about those too. 😔

malixe.bsky.social•2 days ago

Saltine crackers are pretty easy to intimidate. Good for you for setting a low bar for yourself. Now move on to the next bigger thing. Maybe a graham cracker or even a S'more!

theebonedaddy.bsky.social•2 days ago

They are pretty tedious!

jeffthompson48.bsky.social•2 days ago

Fuck that saltine cracker. 🤬

mimapleman.bsky.social•2 days ago

At least for me it was a Ritz cracker.

luciust.bsky.social•2 days ago

Na, that’s normal. Fuck them crackers

brewtblacklist.bsky.social•2 days ago

That almost reads like the outcome of a fortune cookie, which requires me to append the words “in bed”.

thehatter.bsky.social•2 days ago

As a Saltine-American I am offended.

justcallmefrank.bsky.social•1 day ago

😆

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