gentle reminder that when you make jokes about chuck schumer on here, your friends who are sitting US senators will see them, but chuck schumer won't, because he's going on a month long paid book tour across the country
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"gotta wrap up this budget stuff so I can start my book tour" has shades of "gotta rush to finish 'Game of Thrones' so we can start our pro-confederacy TV show!" (and will probably work out about as well)
I will always wonder how much coke was involved in that.
"You knocked it out of the park until you kind of floundered but we still have faith in your ability to deliver. So what do you want to do next? Think BIG!"
"What if the south didn't lose the Civil War and slavery was still real?"
The best parts of the Game of Thrones show was the stuff that was just straight up adapted from the books. Everything they changed or came up with themselves was nonsense, so no surprise when they had to make their own thing it was also trash.
Choosing to spend an entire upcoming month in direct contact with the broader American public demonstrates the kind of decision making we've come to expect from Chuck Schumer.
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"You knocked it out of the park until you kind of floundered but we still have faith in your ability to deliver. So what do you want to do next? Think BIG!"
"What if the south didn't lose the Civil War and slavery was still real?"
Your assignment is to shut that shit down with protests.