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discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

to some extent elon must know that a lot of people want him dead right. like you got to hope he is aware that a large portion of people in the world want him to die

decided to become the weird conspiracy theory guy at work but only about harmless conspiracies i make up. told my coworker that "elephants don't even eat peanuts bro, look it up" but then i got curious and looked it up and apparently peanuts are bad for elephants. so now i don't know what to think

post a meme made by you

real monkey's paw that we invented the ability to hold the sum of all human knowledge in the palm of your hand and then a few years later we're turning it into your stupid friend that pretends to know the answer to every question

i worked for an ad agency a few years ago and they pitched to a client developing an app that sent autonomous private security drones to follow you around in person in case you want to know what the future looks like. amazon and google were also working on the same thing

take all my money out of the bank, realize i need to convert it to something of real value so i buy thousands of eggs, realize i cant store them long, sell the eggs at a profit, buy more eggs, the dollar collapses but i'm making eggbucks, society is rebuilt around eggbucks, i'm rich, i start a bank,

people are going to fall for a literal wallet inspector

beginning to think letting a few people accumulate more money than god was not a good idea. But let's see how it plays out

so here’s my pitch, what if hats were made from flesh that protruded straight from our heads,

online sports betting is going to be the downfall of this country. one of the worst things to– (checking my phone and find out that i won $20 on the coin toss) i think sports betting is good actually,

THE FOUR RATIOS: 𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘆 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘰𝘯'𝘵 💬30 🔄10k 🤍30k 𝗖𝗮𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘴 💬500 🔄500 🤍10k 𝗛𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘆 𝘣𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘢𝘴𝘴 💬2 🔄10 🤍5k 𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘚𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘺𝘱𝘴𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘥 💬12k 🔄5 🤍0

seems simple to me. either the pro-palestine voters didn't matter, or they did matter and the democrats decided it was more important to side with israel than get their votes. you could even say the democrats stood on principle with israel rather than win votes, like some sort of uhh clear test,

every day i find out what cartoonishly evil thing they did, like uh oh! tesla intern octavius fiddlehorne has deleted the database at the research institute for cancer in kids. and all i can do is post until i find the words that activate one of my followers to go manchurian candidate on elon musk

who are these posts even for. i’m sick of this piece of shit. send him to luigi’s mansion

out of all the games it's really funny that he picked diablo to pretend to be "the best" at. idk how diablo 4 works but 3 was a grindfest based on how much time you put into runs and how lucky your rng was with very little skill expression. also why is he mashing the keys like a caveman

i just trained a new ai model for $20