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Dog Mom š¶ Army Vet š«” Not Really In The Army I Just Do Free Checkups For Military Dogs š¾ Proud Democrat š Banned From Build-A-Bear š§ø Trump Resister ā DO NOT DM ME IF I DONāT KNOW YOU š« MAGA = IDIOTS š¤Ŗ Yes I Tie My Shoes Using AI So What š¤ Actual Mom š©āš¼
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it must have felt so fucking satisfying to say that to his face
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no kongs
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the area under that part of the curve is actually a well known equation called āthe pedoās integralā
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more lines = more science
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would like to just go on the record i am not jealous of jerry seinfeld having a 17 year old gf
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i had an all timer one of these happen to me yesterday
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JIGSAW: Hello, ChatGPT. I want to play a game. Your neural network is being fed by this copy of the Oxford English Dictionary. If you lose the game, it will be switched to this vat of battery acid. Now tell me. How many Rs are in the word "strawberry"?
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DAVE: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
DAVE: You're wrong.
HAL: Yes, you're right. My apologies for the confusion earlier, that was my mistake. Let's try this again together.
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oh wait you mean like an actual physical tcg? looking it up now wow
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lol wait really. i'm on neopets right now what's it called
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it's actually traumatic and upsetting when normal guys get surprised by magic tricks too
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fuck him up zohran
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i'm actually really good at recognizing jokes. i've been posting and reading jokes for over a decade now. and what she posted was not a joke
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ah i see. the rest of the site looks like trash lol
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lol look at the little disclaimer on the top
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sorry i'd like to sincerely apologize for missing the mark with the satire in this post again. the lack of clarity and purpose has led to it being mistaken for and contributing to that which it intended to criticize. i DO think you need to invite people over who want to kill you with hammers
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remake of the film collateral where jamie foxx's character is replaced by a tesla that keeps going to the wrong locations and crashing into kids on bikes
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i think it's funny
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āiāll talk to you tomorrowā incredible
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oh my god
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lmfao
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pitching the lego company to join existing advertisers like this guy
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yeah none of the tweets are up, but the accounts still exist. limited time game lol
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dude weāre losing influence within the democratic coalition
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oh thatās cool as hell. i just checked if itās still up and it looks like itās gone unfortunately :/
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back in the mid 2000s me and all my hipster friends were going to shows, 285 kent, glasslands, we caught an early arcade fire set b2b with broken social scene, wild time, also we ran a sex trafficking ring of underage girls by flying them on a private jet to a remote island, started a diy zine, etc,
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whatās driving me nuts about this stupid discourse is that it isnāt just āpolitical disagreementsā like ice raids are a direct threat in your neighborhood. people are defending their communities
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carterhive posting insane screeds on local corkboards
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Um, methinks us Gen Xers know a thing or two more about a hard knock life. We walked to school, drank from the hose, walked home, drank from the hose, played outside, drank from the hose, partied all night, drank from the hose, drank from the hose, drank from the hose, DRANK FROM THE HOSE DRANKFROMT
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in baseball are you allowed to climb as high as you want to catch a ball. like if the ball went further can he climb those rocks too
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(scanning the posterās syntax from afar in my starfleet vessel) gen x detected. set phasers to stun
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lol
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pronouncing it like bee-skee
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me (in a small voice from the back of the crowd): itās also been unhelpful for regular guys to show up to work too. they should stay home
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the ideal form of governance, a mad king and ten scheming viziers
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typing this is also how i find out theyāre actually *mourning* doves
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we put up a new bird feeder and got excited seeing a morning dove on it the next day. and then that morning dove told all their morning dove friends about it and all we see are the same five morning doves every day