Difference between me and the Lobster in a nutshell.
Text from realtor: awww. Who is the fur baby in the photo with you?
Wife: That’s my sweet boy Norbert!
Me: Patrick, that’s creepy AF. Let’s stay on topic.
Text from realtor: awww. Who is the fur baby in the photo with you?
Wife: That’s my sweet boy Norbert!
Me: Patrick, that’s creepy AF. Let’s stay on topic.
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